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Title: Goldman Sachs in Talks to Acquire Treasury Department
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borowitzreport.com
URL Source: http://www.borowitzreport.com/
Published: Jul 16, 2009
Author: borowitz report
Post Date: 2009-07-16 18:41:45 by Flintlock
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Goldman Sachs in Talks to Acquire Treasury Department Sister Entities to Share Employees, Money In what some on Wall Street are calling the biggest blockbuster deal in the history of the financial sector, Goldman Sachs confirmed today that it was in talks to acquire the U.S. Department of the Treasury. According to Goldman spokesperson Jonathan Hestron, the merger between Goldman and the Treasury Department is "a good fit" because "they're in the business of printing money and so are we." The Goldman spokesman said that the merger would create efficiencies for both entities: "We already have so many employees and so much money flowing back and forth, this would just streamline things." Mr. Hestron said the only challenge facing Goldman in completing the merger "is trying to figure out which parts of the Treasury Dept. we don't already own." Goldman recently celebrated record earnings by roasting a suckling pig over a bonfire of hundred-dollar bills.
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#1. To: Flintlock (#0)
this isn't much of a stretch ;)
Hilarious. I think.
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And too close to truth for comfort
"America without her freedoms, is like a body without a soul" - Adam Kokesh
Did you see this??
TRAITORS TO AMERICA AND BRAINWASHED IDIOTS SUPPORT AND DEFEND ISRAEL. TO HELL WITH ZIONISTS AND THIER AMERICAN FRONTS: AIPAC/PNAC/ADL/JPCA/NAACP/CFR/FEDERAL RESERVE/NWO/SPLC/JINSA/ACLU/FPI/CHRISTIAN ZIONISTS/AEI/FEDERAL MEDIA/HOLLYWOOD, et. al.
When I was a yout' my father would state his intention to whip my arse for having commited some offense of which I complained "I am innocent" ! In these cases my father would state that the arse whippin was deemed necessary and I should consider it to be for those things I hadn't been caught doing. This strategy should be employed by Americans against Goldman Sachs regardless of their yelpings of innocence or spin. Goldman Sachs is indeed worthy and deserving of whatever punishment the people choose to institute.
Resolve to serve no more, and you are at once freed. I do not ask that you place hands upon the tyrant to topple him over, but simply that you support him no longer; then you will behold him, like a great Colossus whose pedestal has been pulled away, fall of his own weight and break in pieces. De La Boétie
I would say it pretty much has happened.
Mark If America is destroyed, it may be by Americans who salute the flag, sing the national anthem, march in patriotic parades, cheer Fourth of July speakers - normally good Americans who fail to comprehend what is required to keep our country strong and free - Americans who have been lulled into a false security (April 1968).---Ezra Taft Benson, US Secretary of Agriculture 1953-1961 under Eisenhower
lolol
TRAITORS TO AMERICA AND BRAINWASHED IDIOTS SUPPORT AND DEFEND ISRAEL. TO HELL WITH ZIONISTS AND THIER AMERICAN FRONTS: AIPAC/PNAC/ADL/JPCA/NAACP/CFR/FEDERAL RESERVE/NWO/SPLC/JINSA/ACLU/FPI/CHRISTIAN ZIONISTS/AEI/FEDERAL MEDIA/HOLLYWOOD, et. al.
#2. To: Flintlock (#0)
Mr. Hestron said the only challenge facing Goldman in completing the merger "is trying to figure out which parts of the Treasury Dept. we don't already own."
#3. To: wbales (#2)
Hilarious.
#4. To: Kamala (#0)
#5. To: Flintlock (#0)
Goldman recently celebrated record earnings by roasting a suckling pig over a bonfire of hundred-dollar bills.
#6. To: wbales (#4)
#7. To: noone222 (#5)
and I should consider it to be for those things I hadn't been caught doing.
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