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Title: I JUST WON THE LOTTERY!!!!
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Published: Jul 17, 2009
Author: X-15
Post Date: 2009-07-17 15:55:55 by X-15
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Comments: 56

Today I received a juror qualification questionnaire for the United States District Court, Northern District of Texas (Fort Worth)!!!

One of the advisories:

"If you do not submit the fully completed questionnaire within ten days, you may be summoned to report, at your expense, to complete the questionnaire at this office. If you fail to appear you may be fined $1,000, imprisoned not more than three days, ordered to perform community service, or any combination thereof."

FedGov really phuked up when they sent that to me, 'cause I'm going to show up and hopefully let off some poor sap who got squeezed by FedGov!!!

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#1. To: X-15 (#0)

Go baby!!!!!

Wear your best suit and answer the questions the way they want. Get on that panel. When the case goes to deliberation, dead lock the sucker. I don't give a rip what h/she did, dead lock it. There *has* to be reasonable doubt if you look hard enough. Rather than duck these opportunities, lets do the right thing.

Jethro Tull  posted on  2009-07-17   16:10:42 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#7. To: Jethro Tull (#1)

Rather than duck these opportunities, lets do the right thing.

My dream is to get on a trial where somebody is exercising their Second Amendment rights against one of the numerous unconstitutional laws that violate the SA.

X-15  posted on  2009-07-17 16:26:26 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Dude, I showed up with long hair, Tee shirt and answered "NRA member" and BAM, I was Jury bound for 4 weeks. After 3 days of Voir Doir [sp?] I was in one of two rows left of candidates when one of the selected stood up and claimed the prosecutor gave him an "intimidating look" to get out of service. I came a rats ass from jumping up and shouting "YOU LYING SACK OF CRAP, SIT YOUR SORRY ASS DOWN!!!", he got the axe and I got seated...

It was pretty cool though.

When I was chatting with the prosecution and defense afterwards they agreed that the defenses task was to seat a jury that looked like they would never agree with each other and the prosecutions task was to shoot for that look but get people that would agree!

Good luck X-15, I hope it's a good case. Make sure you don't post any relevant stuff on here until it's over, they could hammer you if you do.

Axenolith  posted on  2009-07-17 22:43:46 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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