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Title: I JUST WON THE LOTTERY!!!!
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Published: Jul 17, 2009
Author: X-15
Post Date: 2009-07-17 15:55:55 by X-15
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Comments: 56

Today I received a juror qualification questionnaire for the United States District Court, Northern District of Texas (Fort Worth)!!!

One of the advisories:

"If you do not submit the fully completed questionnaire within ten days, you may be summoned to report, at your expense, to complete the questionnaire at this office. If you fail to appear you may be fined $1,000, imprisoned not more than three days, ordered to perform community service, or any combination thereof."

FedGov really phuked up when they sent that to me, 'cause I'm going to show up and hopefully let off some poor sap who got squeezed by FedGov!!!

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#2. To: X-15 (#0)

Great.

Show up in some totally mis-matched gear, keep your mouth shut, and try to appear as stupid as a WallyWorld shopper.

That should guarantee your selection.

Lod  posted on  2009-07-17   16:11:49 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Conflicting advice on the gear...we don't want to appear too successful or bright here.

Lod  posted on  2009-07-17   16:13:44 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

.we don't want to appear too successful or bright here.

I asked lawyer how to get selected 20 years ago when I got called. I was told to wear a clean white T-Shirt and jeans.

Needless to say other things interfered with my selection and I didn't get on

Flintlock  posted on  2009-07-17   20:16:46 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

I don't know what I'll wear yet, assuming I get selected. They may have a dress code for U.S. District Court?? I'll find out later, I guess.

X-15  posted on  2009-07-17   20:24:49 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#26. To: X-15 (#23)

This sounds like the first 'cattle-call.'

After this you will be assigned to a specific location and court to go through voir dire and on and on.

This is where you are as dumb as a box of rocks, and get chosen to serve.

Lod  posted on  2009-07-17 20:35:20 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

don't say nothin' else about it.

Artisan  posted on  2009-07-18 05:19:48 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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