This is "Global Warming," Summer '09 Edition By Debbie Schlussel
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know the global warming cultists will tell me it's not about "global warming" anymore--that they've adjusted the false theory of their cult to accommodate the refutative, unseasonally cool temperatures, and that it's now "climate change." BTW, climate change is normal--it's called "weather."
Ignore their BS and check out these temps from from the latest exhibit in "global warming."
The South and Midwest have been experiencing record-low temperatures, turning summer topsy-turvy. "It's more like spring or fall," Weather Channel lead meteorologist Chris Dolce said Monday.
Atlanta saw a record low of 61 degrees early Monday. And the daytime was much more pleasant than the usual 90 and humid, Dolce said.
"It just beautiful," he said from Atlanta. "It's not very often your clothes don't stick to you around here."
A wave of cool, dry air has settled over the East Coast and the South and has allowed the summer heat to escape, Dolce said. The cool temperatures could stay through the weekend if another shot of cold air from Canada refreshes the weather system, he said.
A cool summer is being felt in many states.
Anniston, Ala., woke up Monday to a crisp 55 degrees. Crossville, Tenn., dipped to 52. Dubuque, Iowa, recorded 49 degrees.
Meteorologist Gary Goggins of the National Weather Service in Birmingham, Ala., turned off his air conditioner and opened his windows Monday morning.
"If you stood outside long enough, you'd need a light jacket," he said.
The normal low temperature in Birmingham this time of year is 70 degrees and the normal high is 93, Goggins said.
But early Monday morning, the temperature at Birmingham Airport was 59, breaking a record of 60 set in 1947. The temperature never climbed above 83 - 10 degrees lower than normal. Montgomery's chill hit 59, breaking by four degrees the record 63 set in 1923, Goggins said.
Yup, global warming. And, in a few years, we'll all be having our groceries fall out of ripped paper bags and be stuck with those ugly "energy-saving" non-conventional bulbs, all because of this cultist hype that continues to be disproven.
Question: In a few years, when I and many other Americans have to throw out our lamps that work only with old-school incandescent bulbs, how much landfill waste and more alleged "global warming" will that cause?
"Global Warming" is for Suckers Posted by Debbie at 11:10 AM |