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Title: U.S. to Respond to North Korea with ‘Strongest Possible Adjectives' Obama: We are Prepared to Consult Thesaurus
Source: Borowitz Report
URL Source: http://borowitzreport.com/article.aspx?ID=7029
Published: Jul 23, 2009
Author: Borowitz
Post Date: 2009-07-23 08:58:08 by James Deffenbach
Keywords: None
Views: 51
Comments: 4

U.S. to Respond to North Korea with ‘Strongest Possible Adjectives'
Obama: We are Prepared to Consult Thesaurus

One day after North Korea launched a successful test of a nuclear weapon, President Obama said that the United States was prepared to respond to the threat with "the strongest possible adjectives."

In remarks to reporters at the White House, Mr. Obama said that North Korea should fear the "full force and might of the United States' arsenal of adjectives" and called the missile test "reckless, reprehensible, objectionable, senseless, egregious and condemnable."

Standing at the President's side, Vice President Joseph Biden weighed in with some tough adjectives of his own, branding North Korean President Kim Jong-Il "totally wack and illin'."

Later in the day, Defense Secretary Robert Gates called the North Korean nuclear test "supercilious and jejune," leading some in diplomatic circles to worry that the U.S. might be running out of appropriate adjectives with which to craft its response.

But President Obama attempted to calm those fears, saying that the United States was prepared to "scour the thesaurus" to come up with additional adjectives and was "prepared to use adverbs" if necessary.

"Let's be clear: we are not taking adverbs off the table," Mr. Obama said. "If the need arises, we will use them forcefully, aggressively, swiftly, overwhelmingly and commandingly."

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#1. To: James Deffenbach (#0)

Seems Uncle Tom Obumski could throw in a little racism there also??????????

Cynicom  posted on  2009-07-23   9:03:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: James Deffenbach (#0)

That is Onion worthy material there!

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PSUSA  posted on  2009-07-23   9:03:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Cynicom (#1)

Seems Uncle Tom Obumski could throw in a little racism there also??????????

I am sure it is never far from his alleged mind.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-07-23   9:16:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: PSUSA (#2)

That is Onion worthy material there!

Borowitz comes up with some pretty good stuff. In one article about the Republican governors where he was talking about Mark Sanford he said, "There are other worrisome symptoms, such as "geographical dislocation," in which the afflicted person may think he is hiking in North America when he is actually having sex in South America."

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-07-23   9:18:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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