Hillary Clinton with her crew of creepy lesbians and second-string detectives/assassins?? They'll be forever tampering with your mailbox and telephone landline and she'll steal your newspaper every morning. Bill Clinton and his endless stream of whores?? You'll be finding whiskey bottles and condoms thrown over your fence.
The Obama's?? Lock up the tool shed and don't stare at the visiting Black Panthers/Nation of Islam bro's!!
The Palin family??
No fair adding your personal favorites, you must choose from the above listing.