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Title: Bad News About Turtle's Johnson Rod
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Published: Jul 23, 2009
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2009-07-23 18:29:35 by Turtle
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Views: 172
Comments: 5

First my mechanic told me my Johnson rod was broken and couldn't be fixed.

Then the doctor told me the same thing.

Sometimes life throws you double-whammies.

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#1. To: Turtle (#0)

At least it wasn't a BIG Johnson.

"Satan / Cheney in "08"

tom007  posted on  2009-07-23   20:58:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Johnson rod $149.95

kalecoauto.com/index.php?...oduct_info&pro ducts_id=18

Esso  posted on  2009-07-24   8:26:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I know where you can get a Magic Johnson. Let me know.

Jethro Tull  posted on  2009-07-24   8:31:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Johnson rod $149.95

Micro-Johnson rod $19.95, available at Amazon.

TooConservative  posted on  2009-07-24   8:37:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

At least it wasn't a BIG Johnson.

One inch on Turtle Island is equal to 12 inches outside Turtle Island.

Turtle has a one-inch Johnson rod, Turtle-Island-wise.

So there.

There's no place better thanTurtle Island.

Turtle  posted on  2009-07-24   12:11:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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