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Title: iPhone Passion app rates your sexual skills
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gizmag.com
URL Source: http://www.gizmag.com/iphone-passion-app-sex-rating/12365/?utm
Published: Jul 29, 2009
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Post Date: 2009-07-29 17:21:10 by James Deffenbach
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Views: 355
Comments: 27
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#1. To: James Deffenbach (#0)
Do baboons bellow?
Click for Privacy and Preparedness files Build a fire for a politician/bankster/pig and he will be warm for a day. Set a politician/bankster/pig on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I have no idea.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Every time I thoroughly do a woman, I am reminded of Eddy Murphy's line in 48 Hours... I should have my dick bronzed...
... That's right kids, to be the world's best lover, simply bang away like a jackhammer for 45 minutes, bellowing like a babboon. The ladies looooove that.
#2. To: PSUSA (#1)
Do baboons bellow?
Lord Acton
#3. To: James Deffenbach (#0)
The Passion application rates your sexual performance based on duration, power (as measured by the iPhone's built-in accelerometer) and loudness of orgasm,
This guy may be prowling 4um: |
Used Tires Amityville, Babylon, Lindenhurst
#4. To: James Deffenbach (#0)
Never was able to check out my Norwegian Wood. What a dopey menu.
#5. To: Critter, JD, all (#3)
Brings to mind Willie Nelson's quote on turning 75, "I've outlived my dick."
#6. To: Lod (#4)
hey girl would you like some wine?
In 2007, the FBI reported on concern about white supremacists recruiting soldiers, saying "hundreds" of neo-Nazis were in the active military. But in April, a Department of Homeland Security report on extremism that reiterated much the same point was widely criticized by veterans groups and some conservative politicians as being unpatriotic, leading the Justice Department to retract the DHS report. Critics acknowledge that extremism in the Army is a touchy political subject.
#7. To: James Deffenbach (#0)
gizmag? there's your sign...?
In 2007, the FBI reported on concern about white supremacists recruiting soldiers, saying "hundreds" of neo-Nazis were in the active military. But in April, a Department of Homeland Security report on extremism that reiterated much the same point was widely criticized by veterans groups and some conservative politicians as being unpatriotic, leading the Justice Department to retract the DHS report. Critics acknowledge that extremism in the Army is a touchy political subject.
#8. To: All (#4)
#9. To: Lod (#8)
"America without her freedoms, is like a body without a soul" - Adam Kokesh
#10. To: Dakmar (#6)
Good video, thanks for the link.
hey girl would you like some wine?
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton
#11. To: Critter (#3)
LOL!
Every time I thoroughly do a woman, I am reminded of Eddy Murphy's line in 48 Hours... I should have my dick bronzed...
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton
#12. To: Lod (#4)
What a dopey menu. Huh?
Never was able to check out my Norwegian Wood.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton
#13. To: Lod (#5)
Was his next line, "please shoot me"?
Brings to mind Willie Nelson's quote on turning 75, "I've outlived my dick."
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton
#14. To: Flintlock (#9)
Funny, but who's playing? That mullet didn't hit a lick. Still funny, thanks.
#15. To: Lod (#8)
My gawd! He had hair!
"This is suspicious at best. Sounds like a bunch of nutty conspiracy theorists, or, as others have pointed out, a government program to find nutty conspiracy theorists who could be dangerous."
#16. To: PSUSA (#1)
Do baboons bellow?
#17. To: James Deffenbach, Lod (#13)
lol
#18. To: Dakmar (#7)
there's your sign...? "gizmag" is something you can subscribe to (if you are so inclined) and they send you all kinds of information about new and unusual "stuff." gizmag?
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton
#19. To: Flintlock (#9)
Funny song but I wonder why hold on to a guitar if you can't, or won't, play it.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton
#20. To: Lod (#14)
DAC - David Allan Coe
Funny, but who's playing?
"America without her freedoms, is like a body without a soul" - Adam Kokesh
#21. To: Flintlock, Jethro Tull, Lod (#20)
Yikes!
In 2007, the FBI reported on concern about white supremacists recruiting soldiers, saying "hundreds" of neo-Nazis were in the active military. But in April, a Department of Homeland Security report on extremism that reiterated much the same point was widely criticized by veterans groups and some conservative politicians as being unpatriotic, leading the Justice Department to retract the DHS report. Critics acknowledge that extremism in the Army is a touchy political subject.
#22. To: James Deffenbach (#19)
It's DAC - David Allan Coe off his (cough) "adult" album.....it's a bootleg....so no video
"America without her freedoms, is like a body without a soul" - Adam Kokesh
#23. To: Flintlock (#22)
Thanks.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton
#24. To: Flintlock, Guns, Bitches, Brawls And Bottles (#22)
In 2007, the FBI reported on concern about white supremacists recruiting soldiers, saying "hundreds" of neo-Nazis were in the active military. But in April, a Department of Homeland Security report on extremism that reiterated much the same point was widely criticized by veterans groups and some conservative politicians as being unpatriotic, leading the Justice Department to retract the DHS report. Critics acknowledge that extremism in the Army is a touchy political subject.
#25. To: All, Colonel Kurtz (#24)
the horror...
In 2007, the FBI reported on concern about white supremacists recruiting soldiers, saying "hundreds" of neo-Nazis were in the active military. But in April, a Department of Homeland Security report on extremism that reiterated much the same point was widely criticized by veterans groups and some conservative politicians as being unpatriotic, leading the Justice Department to retract the DHS report. Critics acknowledge that extremism in the Army is a touchy political subject.
#26. To: Dakmar, Colonel Dakmar (#25)
Willard is coming. the horror...
"America without her freedoms, is like a body without a soul" - Adam Kokesh
#27. To: Flintlock, this entire forum (#26)
Who has a good link to this post? Perversely, I guess, I'd really like to take the quiz. Thanks.
Seriously, fu#k Willard and I don't care if he's coming or not.
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