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Title: Turtle's Ponderings
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Published: Aug 2, 2009
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2009-08-02 14:15:08 by Turtle
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Views: 131
Comments: 4

Turtle thinks it would be better if we had evolved from dogs, then people would be like Turtle, because dogs have sunny manic natures like Turtle, then of course there is the frolicking in fields of clover, which Turtle does a lot.

Turtle also pees outside a lot, although not on trees.

Maybe someday scientists will learn to inject pug DNA into people, and it will be a better world, because pugs are exceptionally loving and comical dogs, although a bit stupid.

They are the only dogs that Turtle keeps.

Besides, high intelligence is overrated, when people use it to make gazillion-dollar weapons systems which have been responsible for the deaths of about 200 million people in the 20th century alone.

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#3. To: Turtle (#0)

does tyrtle also pee on his leg like my little doggie??

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#4. To: randge (#3)

does tyrtle also pee on his leg like my little doggie??

Norman the pug used to pee on his own feet.

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