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Title: Bachmann 2012? God Willing!
Source: The Examiner
URL Source: http://www.examiner.com/x-15931-Chi ... 8d18-Bachmann-2012-God-Willing
Published: Aug 21, 2009
Author: The Examiner
Post Date: 2009-08-21 20:00:17 by Brian S
Keywords: None
Views: 4891
Comments: 96

God must really have a thing for hot right-wing politicians with questionable grips on reality and nothing but pure Jesus love in their hearts.
 
HE is always trying to tempt them with his "higher callings" and cryptic messages from heaven above. First it was devoted servant of the lord Sarah Palin who was forced to resign as governor of Alaska to pursue her higher calling of becoming Queen of the Facebooks and head ruler of Twitterland. What can you do when it's God's will?
 
But taking our sweet Alaskan bunny out of the political arena a year and a half before her term ended wasn't enough to satisfy Mr. Fickle Creator of the Universe.
 
Now he's got his sights on Minnesota's own crazy lady Representative Michele Bachmann, a remarkable women who "began her political career simply, as a Christian mom concerned about the content of school papers her children brought home in their backpacks, but today has become one of the leading defenders of liberty and conservative principles on Capitol Hill."
 
Well Minnesota's own Virgin Mary Michele Bachmann may just be gearing up to show her true freedom-defending color (white) to the world as a possible GOP presidential candidate in 2012--if a certain special someone wants her to that is.
 
"If I felt that’s what the Lord was calling me to do, I would do it. When I have sensed that the Lord is calling me to do something, I’ve said yes to it. But I will not seek a higher office if God is not calling me to do it. That’s really my standard. If I am called to serve in that realm I would serve. But if I am not called, I wouldn’t do it."
 
What is God waiting for? Did HE forget? Lose his voice from coaching Sarah? Perhaps it's some kind of test? Why else would God deny the world the guiding light that is Michele Bachmann? He did it for George W. Bush--with spectacular results! Besides, this wouldn't be the first time Dear Savior called upon Michele to run for public office.
 
"...God then called me to run for the United States Congress. And I thought, 'what in the world would that be for?' And my husband said, 'You need to do this,' and I wasn't so sure. And we took three days and we fasted and we prayed, and we said, 'Lord is this what You want? Is this Your will?' And He made that calling sure. And it's been now 22 months that I've been running for United States Congress. Who in their right mind would spent two years to run for a job that lasts for two years? You'd have to be absolutely a fool to do that. You are now looking at a fool for Christ. This is a fool for Christ."
 
Well, at least she got one part right.

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#1. To: Brian S (#0)

If bulls**t were a marketable commodity, the writer of this article could retire as a billionaire.

Joe Btfsplk  posted on  2009-08-21   20:08:59 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: Joe Btfsplk, Brian S (#1)

If bulls**t were a marketable commodity, the writer of this article could retire as a billionaire.

You're right. The writer of the trashy article just may be a '21st Century Schizoid Man'.

;-)

Michelle Bachmann is great.

beyond the sea  posted on  2009-08-22   5:27:00 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: beyond the sea (#12)

Michelle Bachmann is great.

You kidding right?....she gives "dippy broads" a bad name a taco short of a full plate if you will.

robnoel  posted on  2009-08-22   18:49:06 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#29. To: robnoel (#22)

[Bachmann] gives "dippy broads" a bad name a taco short of a full plate if you will.

How so?

Liberator  posted on  2009-08-22   19:08:58 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#31. To: F16Fighter (#29)

To many examples to name but if it comes down to one as with many so called "Conservatives" it is there blind support of anything to do with Israel and Zionism.

robnoel  posted on  2009-08-22   19:17:16 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#53. To: robnoel, F16Fighter (#31)

To many examples to name but if it comes down to one as with many so called "Conservatives" it is there blind support of anything to do with Israel and Zionism.

robnoel ..... you need an enema very badly!

Use it ad then drop your load on the pictures of your political heroes.

You are a serious asshole!

beyond the sea  posted on  2009-08-23   11:46:34 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#55. To: beyond the sea (#53)

You are either a racist Jew or a John Hagee rapture monkey either way ...go donate a kidney to Israel

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#56. To: robnoel (#55)

You are either a racist Jew or a John Hagee rapture monkey either way ...go donate a kidney to Israel

ROFL............. you are so incredibly ignorant.

beyond the sea  posted on  2009-08-23 11:52:26 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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