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Title: Bachmann 2012? God Willing!
Source: The Examiner
URL Source: http://www.examiner.com/x-15931-Chi ... 8d18-Bachmann-2012-God-Willing
Published: Aug 21, 2009
Author: The Examiner
Post Date: 2009-08-21 20:00:17 by Brian S
Keywords: None
Views: 4795
Comments: 96

God must really have a thing for hot right-wing politicians with questionable grips on reality and nothing but pure Jesus love in their hearts.
 
HE is always trying to tempt them with his "higher callings" and cryptic messages from heaven above. First it was devoted servant of the lord Sarah Palin who was forced to resign as governor of Alaska to pursue her higher calling of becoming Queen of the Facebooks and head ruler of Twitterland. What can you do when it's God's will?
 
But taking our sweet Alaskan bunny out of the political arena a year and a half before her term ended wasn't enough to satisfy Mr. Fickle Creator of the Universe.
 
Now he's got his sights on Minnesota's own crazy lady Representative Michele Bachmann, a remarkable women who "began her political career simply, as a Christian mom concerned about the content of school papers her children brought home in their backpacks, but today has become one of the leading defenders of liberty and conservative principles on Capitol Hill."
 
Well Minnesota's own Virgin Mary Michele Bachmann may just be gearing up to show her true freedom-defending color (white) to the world as a possible GOP presidential candidate in 2012--if a certain special someone wants her to that is.
 
"If I felt that’s what the Lord was calling me to do, I would do it. When I have sensed that the Lord is calling me to do something, I’ve said yes to it. But I will not seek a higher office if God is not calling me to do it. That’s really my standard. If I am called to serve in that realm I would serve. But if I am not called, I wouldn’t do it."
 
What is God waiting for? Did HE forget? Lose his voice from coaching Sarah? Perhaps it's some kind of test? Why else would God deny the world the guiding light that is Michele Bachmann? He did it for George W. Bush--with spectacular results! Besides, this wouldn't be the first time Dear Savior called upon Michele to run for public office.
 
"...God then called me to run for the United States Congress. And I thought, 'what in the world would that be for?' And my husband said, 'You need to do this,' and I wasn't so sure. And we took three days and we fasted and we prayed, and we said, 'Lord is this what You want? Is this Your will?' And He made that calling sure. And it's been now 22 months that I've been running for United States Congress. Who in their right mind would spent two years to run for a job that lasts for two years? You'd have to be absolutely a fool to do that. You are now looking at a fool for Christ. This is a fool for Christ."
 
Well, at least she got one part right.

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#7. To: Brian S (#0)

Well Minnesota's own Virgin Mary Michele Bachmann may just be gearing up to show her true freedom-defending color (white) to the world as a possible GOP presidential candidate in 2012--if a certain special someone wants her to that is.

This writer has a clear problem with someone's Faith, which shows he is nothing more then an Asshat.. next..

Refinersfire  posted on  2009-08-22   2:07:19 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Refinersfire (#7)

This writer has a clear problem with someone's Faith, which shows he is nothing more then an Asshat.. next..

atheists think those of us who believe in God are fools

I have nothing against atheists, I used to be one
until I discovered God is real
and what an amazing source of help
I am so lucky

lol now the way I see atheists is, they are like someone where a huge banquet is laid out for them
but they don't see it
and are nibbling on stale crust of bread instead
and complain of hunger pangs
and call the world "cruel"

but what does it matter, the banquet is always being served them
and one day they will open their eyes, in their own time and in their own way
and be overjoyed and grateful
and feast to their heart's content

Love, Palo

palo verde  posted on  2009-08-22   3:33:29 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: palo verde (#11)

atheists think those of us who believe in God are fools

Yep.

Rhino369  posted on  2009-08-22   15:41:19 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: Rhino369 (#20)

LOL Rhino eventually you will change your mind
it could be in 2 years or 2 million years
whenever it happens, it will be the right time for you
jmho
please don't take this the wrong way
you are totally entitled to any beliefs you have
Love, Palo

palo verde  posted on  2009-08-22   18:52:42 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#26. To: palo verde, Rhino369 (#23)

Rhino eventually you will change your mind it could be in 2 years or 2 million years...

ROFL, 2 million years?

Better late than never.

:-D

Liberator  posted on  2009-08-22   18:57:56 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#32. To: F16Fighter, Rhino369 (#26)

(Palo) Rhino, eventually you will change your mind, it could be in 2 years or 2 million years...

(F16) ROFL, 2 million years?
Better late than never.

LOL!
Rhino has a stubborn steak it may take him 2 million years
but let's not laugh at him, it could have taken you and me 6 million years to get to where we are now re: God

palo verde  posted on  2009-08-22   19:28:55 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#33. To: palo verde (#32)

let's not laugh at him, it could have taken you and me 6 million years to get to where we are now re: God

Yeah, he's stubborn and still young; I was laughing at the way you put it...Huh?...Now we could have been riding shotgun for 6 million years ourselves re: God? Oh how I wish we could have shared in the partaking of funny cigs back in the day :-)

But while we're on time tracks and topical, I calculate it would have taken me 3.5 billion years to believe the bullsh*t of one Barack Hussein 0bumski.

Liberator  posted on  2009-08-22   19:43:43 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#35. To: F16Fighter (#33)

I love this post by you
smooooooch
LOL I bet it took me 6 million years to find my way back to God
(I read the Fall occurred 6 million years ago)
but at least I made it
as you point out, better late than never
:)
Palo

hahaha can you imagine someone for whom 6 million years is not enuf
they still need more time :)
whew I am glad I am not that stubborn :) :)

maybe I should congratulate myself it only took me 6 million years

palo verde  posted on  2009-08-22   19:53:05 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#38. To: palo verde (#35)

LOL I bet it took me 6 million years to find my way back to God (I read the Fall occurred 6 million years ago)

SIX million years? Are you presuming a Karma past? Lol, one life per customer, Palo.

at least I made it as you point out, better late than never

That's the important thing.

Liberator  posted on  2009-08-22   20:01:31 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#42. To: F16Fighter (#38)

(Palo) LOL I bet it took me 6 million years to find my way back to God (I read the Fall occurred 6 million years ago)

(F16Fighter) SIX million years? Are you presuming a Karma past? Lol, one life per customer, Palo.

Darling I am New Age
Yes we believe in one life to a customer, but that God created everyone as eternal beings, we all live forever
and that there was no time when we we did not exist
which means the 6 million years from the Fall to now
is as an instant, since we were Created way before the Universe was
I realize New Age beliefs differ from traditional religions
I know nothing about any traditional religions, I am guessing they believe we start life at our birth on earth
and that eternal life has to be earned?
Love, Palo

palo verde  posted on  2009-08-22   22:13:14 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#71. To: palo verde (#42)

I am guessing they believe we start life at our birth on earth and that eternal life has to be earned?

Southern Baptists believe we are "saved by grace through faith."

Then we get extra points by killing the "evildoers" who did 9/11.

Basically anyone who is a Muslim qualifies as having been involved and thus should be killed. That's what Lord Bush, the greatest president of all time, told us. What a cool religion, huh?

Sam Houston  posted on  2009-08-23   13:03:26 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#96. To: Sam Houston (#71)

Southern Baptists believe we are "saved by grace through faith."

Then we get extra points by killing the "evildoers" who did 9/11.

Basically anyone who is a Muslim qualifies as having been involved and thus should be killed.

Jeez, Sam I can't believe any religion espouses killing
What happened to Jesus' 11th Commandment Love one another

but I do not care what others say or do
they have perfect right to any belief they have
my beliefs affect my life
let others believe as they will
Love, Palo

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