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Title: Worried about what will happen to your pet(s) when the Rapture comes?
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Published: Aug 25, 2009
Author: dunno
Post Date: 2009-08-25 16:50:24 by wudidiz
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Comments: 9
Worry no more!
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#1. To: wudidiz (#0)
I guess it's not a joke. But I hear I am being too serious today, so maybe my sense of humor is not what it should be... I ought to post something like this at the "rapture ready" board. I could clean up! But alas! I'm not an atheist. I'm a heretic. They wouldn't like me too much. .
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Holy crap, that page is for real. Hmmm, I think I might look into the Rapture business myself, might be some good money there...
I think it's more 'weird news'. Funny thing is, some people will likely pay for this service.
Maybe something like, you'll take care of their car and/or house when they get raptured. For a reasonable fee.
Oh yes. They take their "rapture" very seriously. I bet he has quite a few clients, or he should have if he markets it right. .
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Or to take over their finances in order to distribute the funds to those family members and loved ones who missed the Rapture bus... For an upfront non-refundable reasonable fee of course.
Seriously, you have got to be kidding. Well, I look at it this way... If there's a buck to be made off of people who are willing to spend their money, so be it. Who am I to judge?
Better to be hated for what you are, than loved for what you are not.
I hope there is a Rapture. All the assholes will be gone and I'll get their stuff.
I'll do it for $109.95 THEN EAT'EM
"America without her freedoms, is like a body without a soul" - Adam Kokesh
#2. To: wudidiz (#0)
"The real deal is this: the ‘royalty’ controlling the court, the ones with the power, the ones with the ability to make a difference, with the ability to change our course, the ones who will live in infamy if we pass the tipping points, are the captains of industry, CEOs in fossil fuel companies such as EXXON/Mobil, automobile manufacturers, utilities, all of the leaders who have placed short-term profit above the fate of the planet and the well-being of our children." - James Hansen
#3. To: PSUSA (#1)
"The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so." ~ Josh Billings
#4. To: FormerLurker (#2)
"The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so." ~ Josh Billings
#5. To: wudidiz (#3)
Funny thing is, some people will likely pay for this service.
#6. To: wudidiz (#4)
"The real deal is this: the ‘royalty’ controlling the court, the ones with the power, the ones with the ability to make a difference, with the ability to change our course, the ones who will live in infamy if we pass the tipping points, are the captains of industry, CEOs in fossil fuel companies such as EXXON/Mobil, automobile manufacturers, utilities, all of the leaders who have placed short-term profit above the fate of the planet and the well-being of our children." - James Hansen
#7. To: wudidiz (#0)
#8. To: wudidiz (#0)
There's no place better thanTurtle Island.
#9. To: wudidiz (#0)
Our service is plain and simple; our fee structure is reasonable. For $110.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved. Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $15.00 fee. A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged friends.
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