Seeing that prick Orin Hatch writing a song about Teddy really pissed me off. Mostly because it was terrible, and completely gayed up like a 12 year old girl's notebook. Completely ignores the truth about Kennedy, and what a tool box he was. So, after having my morning coffee, I cranked up the Falco, and decided to write some lyrics.
Sung to the tune of "Rock Me Amadeus" by Falco.
Drive me to Chappaquiddick.
He was the biggest douche-bag politician walking the Earth. He was a dunce-cap from the day of his birth. He could lie through his teeth just like a ring and a bell And ev'rybody screamed: Remember Chappaquiddick. He was a Senator, he was dynamite and no matter what the treason he did (it) alright. And he drank (and) he cursed and he fooled around But when the women would shout: OOOooooooo Chappaquiddick,
Chappaquiddick Chappaquiddick Chappaquiddick, Chappaquiddick Chappaquiddick Chappaquiddick, Oh oh oh Chappaquidick.
With a bottle of wine in one hand and steering wheel in the other 'Cause he was a ladies man He never stopped to worry what the next day would bring Mary Jo Kopeckne asked… Can Ya Drive me to Chappaquiddick?
Chappaquiddick Chappaquiddick Chappaquiddick, Chappaquiddick Chappaquiddick Chappaquiddick, Oh oh oh Chappaquidick.
His mind was on rock and roll and having fun Because of his past he was bought and sold, It’s just too bad he had to die so old. But he made his mark in history. Still ev'rybody says: Remember Chappaquiddick.