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Title: AREN’T OLDER WOMEN GREAT?
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Published: Sep 16, 2009
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Post Date: 2009-09-16 17:58:38 by richard9151
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AREN’T OLDER WOMEN GREAT?

AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 42 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 42 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT EVERY NIGHT I GOT TO SLEEP WITH A HOT 19 -YEAR-OLD GAL.

NOW I HAVE A $500,000 HOME, A $45,000 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT NOW I'M SLEEPING WITH A 61-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN.

SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND ME A HOT 19-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT?

THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE A MID-LIFE CRISIS.

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#1. To: richard9151 (#0)

Good one. Here's an email -

Typical "Tree-Hugger" mentality.

The Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predators, the tree-huggers had a 'more humane' solution.

What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, the males would then be castrated and let loose again therefore, the population would be controlled. This was ACTUALLY proposed to the Wyoming Wool and Sheep Grower's Association by the Sierra Club and the USFS.

All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes.

Finally, an elderly man in the back of the conference room stood up, tipped his hat back and said, 'Son, I don't think you understand our problem. Those coyotes ain't f----n' our sheep - they're eatin' 'em!' . You should have been there to hear the roar of laughter.

Iran Truth Now!

Lod  posted on  2009-09-16   18:04:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND ME A HOT 19-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

Never voluntarily consent to placing oneself under the jurisdiction of the Domestic Relations Court. In other words stay single young man.

Lysander_Spooner  posted on  2009-09-16   18:08:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT?

THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE A MID-LIFE CRISIS.

Depends on your point of view. . .

Rudgear  posted on  2009-09-17   8:32:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

That is probably the most pathetic thing I've ever seen.

Rhino369  posted on  2009-09-17   9:32:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND ME A HOT 19-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

That's not a bad trade actually. I mean hey, he's living with a woman whose sole answer to him is a legal threat. That's desirable?

Love and passion trumps material assets most of the time. :)

MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

SonOfLiberty  posted on  2009-09-17   9:44:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Love and passion trumps material assets most of the time. :)

If you don't have the money you can't get the honey bro'

Lysander_Spooner  posted on  2009-09-17   10:18:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Well, most guys can't. ;)

MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

SonOfLiberty  posted on  2009-09-17   10:25:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

tru that, some can, but goils do like to spend it ;-)

Lysander_Spooner  posted on  2009-09-17   11:11:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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