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Title: Three Men on a Hike
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Published: Sep 21, 2009
Author: joke
Post Date: 2009-09-21 00:17:11 by christine
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Views: 346
Comments: 19

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river.

Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:

'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.'

Poof! .. God gave him big arms and strong legs

and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours,

having almost drowned twice..

After witnessing that, the second man prayed:

'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river'

Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs

and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed:

'God,please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'

Poof! .. He was turned into a woman. She checked the map,

hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

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#11. To: christine (#0)

Yeah, men are such big dummies. Dummy men.

SonOfLiberty  posted on  2009-09-21   13:52:43 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: SonOfLiberty (#11)

i don't think so at all. i love and respect real men. i just thought the punchline on the joke was cute.

christine  posted on  2009-09-21   13:56:02 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: christine (#13)

I know you don't. :)

SonOfLiberty  posted on  2009-09-21   14:07:20 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: SonOfLiberty (#14) (Edited)

Blondes

Two blondes were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one blonde asked the manager, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are,...very slowly?"

The manager leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr Kiiiiing."

LACUMO  posted on  2009-09-21   14:31:04 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: LACUMO, SonOfLiberty, christine, Original_Intent, HOUNDDAWG (#15)

Blonde Cowboy

The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots,so he arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you only wearing your gun, hat, and boots?"

The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little redhead asks me to go out to her motor home with her ... so I did.

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt ... so I did.

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants...so I did.

Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts... so I did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, Now go to town cowboy........

.... and, here I am".................

SEE.... BLONDE MEN DO EXIST...............

farmfriend  posted on  2009-09-21   14:45:20 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: farmfriend (#17)

SEE.... BLONDE MEN DO EXIST...............

Indeed they do, sweets.

My preferred version of that tale goes like this:

The guy drives his blond date to lovers' lane, drops the convertible top and they begin to kiss and fondle, and as things are heating up he says, "Would you like to get in the back seat?"

"No" she said, so they resumed their passionate petting and later he asks her again, "Wouldn't you like to get in the back now?"

"No" she again replied, and finally the frustrated man asks "Why not?"

"I want to stay up here with you...." the poor clueless creature replied.

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