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Title: Three Men on a Hike
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Published: Sep 21, 2009
Author: joke
Post Date: 2009-09-21 00:17:11 by christine
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Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.' Poof! .. God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.. After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river' Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: 'God,please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river' Poof! .. He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
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#1. To: christine (#0)
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I was reading a story the other day where a man was at one time considering having a sex change because he believed he should have been born female. He went talked with several doctors and psychiatrists and after a time decided he was going to have the surgery. He said he almost went through it but when he was reading the document that contained the procedures that would be performed he decided that one part of the procedure was so screwed up that he could not go through with the surgery. He said something about a part of the surgery where they would drill a hole in the back of his skull and have 95% of his brains sucked out. He said they told him this was mandatory.
Please leave the humor to the pros. In our culture too many women have to pretend to be less intelligent than the men in their lives or they're quickly labeled "maneaters", "dykes" or "Queen Bitch Of The Universe" and then they find themselves alone because too many men fear intelligent women. This is how to tell a joke: "Adam was lonely in the Garden Of Eden so he asked God to make a companion for him, which God did. "What do you think?" God asked Adam. She's absolutely beautiful!" Adam replied. "That's so you will love her." God explained. "But, why did you make her so dumb?" Adam asked. "That's so she will love you." God replied.... ______________________ If you must poke fun at women then try not to hurt their feelings, okay?
Funny!
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#6. To: bush_is_a_moonie, lodwick, Jethro Tull, christine, randge, farmfriend (#1)
He said something about a part of the surgery where they would drill a hole in the back of his skull and have 95% of his brains sucked out.
#7. To: HOUNDDAWG, Armadillo, bush_is_a_moonie, lodwick, Jethro Tull, christine, randge, (#6)
#8. To: farmfriend (#7)
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