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Title: George W. Bush Chuckles To Self Upon Thinking About How He Was President Of The United States For Almost A Decade
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Published: Sep 21, 2009
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Post Date: 2009-09-24 12:40:41 by wudidiz
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DALLAS—While sitting alone on the porch of his home late Monday afternoon, George W. Bush, 63, chuckled upon suddenly remembering that he was once the president of the United States of America for nearly a decade. At times, the man who authorized two separate wars in as many years wonders if the whole thing wasn't just a dream. "Huh," uttered the amused former world leader, reflecting upon how for eight years he controlled the executive branch of the most powerful nation on earth, executed its federal laws, and acted as commander in chief of its 1.4 million active-duty troops. "President." "Man, oh, man," Bush added. "Ha!" According to neighborhood sources, Bush then clapped his hands together lightly and shook his head in apparent disbelief. Bush, who served as president of the United States from 2001 to 2009, had reportedly been on the verge of nodding off during Monday afternoon's porch-sitting, and appeared pleasantly taken aback by the unexpected remembrance of his years in the White House. "I was president," murmured Bush, his mind returning again and again to the thought of "eight years" as he emitted a series of short, guttural laughs that reportedly grew in volume the longer he lingered on his time in office. "That was what I did for a living. Me. George W. Bush. For almost a decade." "I did that," Bush added. "As my job." Continued Bush, "I'll be damned if I wasn't the president of the United States of America." Witnesses said the former president's chuckling grew even stronger as it dawned on him that, for eight straight years beginning in January 2001, he had the power to nominate executive and judicial officers to the federal government, as well as grant unlimited presidential pardons and reprieves if he so desired. Bush was then reportedly further tickled by the thought that he once had the authority to issue a televised address to the entire nation on a whim, gain an audience with any foreign leader he pleased, and launch all of the country's 2,700 active nuclear warheads at once, as these are all privileges reserved for the president of the United States, which is what George W. Bush was for two consecutive four-year terms. "Whew! That's a hell of a thing," said Bush, his eyes filling with deep reservoirs of tears as his chuckles turned to outright guffaws. "That is just…Wow." As the sun began to set over his private residence in the Preston Hollow neighborhood of Dallas, Bush wiped the tears from his eyes and headed back inside for dinner. "Hoo, boy," said the 43rd president of the United States of America, George W. Bush, who was elected to the office on two separate occasions and served in the White House for the 225th through 232nd years of this country's history. "I can't believe it." Added Bush, "I just can't believe it."
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#1. To: wudidiz (#0)
Those sentiments have been uttered by many who supported him but expected much more.
"What country can preserve its liberties if its rulers are not warned from time to time that its people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms....The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." Thomas Jefferson
"Hey, Arbusto, remember that time you got drunk for three days and left the border wide open? Something like 30 million messicans got in!! Me and the boys was laughing for weeks over that one, hehehe!! Yes sir................folks got mighty ticked-off over that one. But, you showed THEM who was El Jeffe, didnt you? Haw haw!! Yes, those were good times, pardner.........good times..............yes, thank you, I'll have another bourbon and branch water." _________________________________________________________________________ Added Bush, "I just can't believe it." No wonder the dumb bastard can't believe it. He thinks he was elected twice. The supreme court made the decision that made him president the first time, setting a precedent, the very court who will not make obanger show his birth certificate, to prove he is a nautural born citizen and is eligible to be president. The second 4 years were by hook and crook. Those compromised electronic Diebold voting machines put him in office the second 4 years. Now somebody with balls needs to come along and put the stupid asshole behind bars where he can never do anymore harm to this country. We will be paying with the lives of our youth and our wallets for generations to come for HIS two wars he started.
Added Bush, "I just can't believe it."
#2. To: phantom patriot, All (#0)
"The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so." ~ Josh Billings
#3. To: wudidiz, Lod, christine, HOUNDDAWG (#0)
"Whew! That's a hell of a thing," said Bush
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#4. To: wudidiz (#0)
"Hoo, boy," said the 43rd president of the United States of America, George W. Bush, who was elected to the office on two separate occasions and served in the White House for the 225th through 232nd years of this country's history. "I can't believe it."
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