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Title: Goodbye, our precious baby boy
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Published: Sep 29, 2009
Author: Christine
Post Date: 2009-09-29 18:14:13 by christine
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Oliver April 2, 1989 - September 29, 2009 You blessed our lives for 20 years, were always a joy, and the "best boy that ever lived." We loved you with all our hearts. We will miss you more than words can express. "Mommy" and "Daddy"
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#16. To: buckeroo (#12)
Good grief, who whizzed in your Wheaties this morning? Christine has just suffered a very painful loss of a good pet and companion for the last twenty years. What the heck is wrong with you? Normally I'd suggest contacting the charm school you attended and demand a refund, but in your case I think it would be more appropriate to sue them for malpractice...
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#17. To: christine (#0)
Really sorry to hear about Oliver. He was truly loved for a very, very long time.
The U.S. Govt is a tyrannical butcher; U.S. taxpayers are accomplices to international murder and mayhem. If you satisfy your fears by bowing to this butcher, you forfeit your humanity and possibly your soul.
#18. To: buckeroo (#12)
You're lucky I don't run this forum ... I'd kick your ass --- out !
If it had been in my personal power, I would have murdered that cat when it was conceived.
The U.S. Govt is a tyrannical butcher; U.S. taxpayers are accomplices to international murder and mayhem. If you satisfy your fears by bowing to this butcher, you forfeit your humanity and possibly your soul.
#19. To: buckeroo (#12)
WTF is wrong with you? What a POS are you to say such a thing to Christine. Perhaps the same should have been done at your breeding.
#20. To: christine (#0)
Wow - 20 years...That's a LOT of shared companionship. Even for humans...Sorry 'bout that Christine.
#21. To: christine (#0)
So very sorry to hear of your loss! I understand just how devastating it can be. I know many can't understand the loss one feels for a pet, but once attached it is a part of you!!! Again so sorry to hear. And some people just have no conscious what so ever! Sheesh!
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#22. To: buckeroo, Christine (#12)
In defense of Bucky, aka "US_GRANT," he must be in great pain himself to have made his (ahem) comment... Then again some people resent grief over pets or animals that they believe should be reserved only for humans - maybe that was the case as well. FWIW, I don't believe you meant what you said, Buck.
#23. To: Liberator (#22)
He wrote it. Why wouldn't you believe it? He's a sick pos.
#24. To: christine (#0)
I'm sorry for your loss.
"If, from the more wretched parts of the old world, we look at those which are in an advanced stage of improvement, we still find the greedy hand of government thrusting itself into every corner and crevice of industry, and grasping the spoil of the multitude. Invention is continually exercised, to furnish new pretenses for revenues and taxation. It watches prosperity as its prey and permits none to escape without tribute." --Thomas Paine, Rights of Man, 1791
#25. To: christine (#0)
I'm certain that Oliver was one sizzlin' happy Cat livin' with you C.... Life is not ezy for most cats. Oliver was one of the lucky ones. Thx 4 sharin', cat lovers are the best..>>!!
Oliver
#26. To: christine (#0)
Sweetie, I'm so sorry to hear about your loss. It's the love that you shared that matters most and it's obvious there was a great deal of that.....that blessing will help ease the pain and prepare you to love again in time.
#27. To: christine (#0)
Oliver was family, only nicer. He gave you both unconditional love and unless someone experiences that, it can't be explained adequately. Having lost the best Golden Retriever god ever put on this planet, I can empathize with you and Bill. Today will be the worst day you experience, as time is the only remedy for the pain you feel. Nobody knows the time or place when the end comes, but Oliver left today at home with his family present. That will comfort you as the weeks turn to months. Peace Oliver, and say hello for Cody for me.
#28. To: buckeroo (#12)
Jeeze Buck, aren't you supposed to be uprooting some olive trees or something?
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#29. To: Lod (#19)
Perhaps the same should have been done at your breeding. It was !
What a POS are you to say such a thing to Christine.
The U.S. Govt is a tyrannical butcher; U.S. taxpayers are accomplices to international murder and mayhem. If you satisfy your fears by bowing to this butcher, you forfeit your humanity and possibly your soul.
#30. To: Lod (#23)
Why wouldn't you believe it? He's a sick pos. Yes, but it was senseless and probably projection. He's got issues.
He wrote it.
#31. To: Liberator (#30)
Fully renewed for God knows how long. Magazines have issues - people have mental illnesses and other problems.
He's got issues.
#32. To: christine (#0)
My sincere condolences. My girl is four-legged and 14, but she's a dog, and pretty healthy right now. It will kill me when she goes.
#33. To: Brian S (#15)
I don't know "what is wrong" about my post other than cats piss and shit all over property. They stink and are not clean. And, like yourself, I have never owned any and wouldn't consider ownership except to send them to China where cats are used as a daily human diet.
That's just wrong...and I've never owned a cat.
“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”
#34. To: noone222 (#18)
I wouldn't appear on a forum owned by you. So your comment is worthless.
You're lucky I don't run this forum ... I'd kick your ass --- out !
“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”
#35. To: buckeroo (#33)
Cats don't stink. Cats are one of the cleanest pets on the planet. Cats are obsessed with keepin' themselves clean. Yes a Cat's shit and piss does stink, but I guess that yourz doesn't.?
They stink and are not clean.
#36. To: buckeroo (#33)
It was completely inappropriate. If that is the only comment you could possibly cough up, you would be more humane to simply opt not to post at all on the topic. You are not ignorant, buckaroo. Honestly, if you are that devoid of compassion, I truly pity you.
I don't know "what is wrong" about my post
#37. To: christine (#0)
Rest in peace, Oliver...I know he had the best life ever. Cats are cool companions, and am sure he was your best friend, as you were his. I really feel for you; thanks for posting Ollie's pics.
You blessed our lives for 20 years, were always a joy, and the "best boy that ever lived."
#38. To: sizzlerguy, all (#35)
Perfect - thanks.
Yes a Cat's shit and piss does stink, but I guess that yourz doesn't.?
#39. To: Liberator (#22)
Don't give me any further grief about someone's dtinly, dead cat. I despise cats. As I said in my first post on this thread, I would have murdered the goddamned animal at conception. It would have been suffocated in a burlap bag and never seen the light of the Sun, along with the rest of it's catery. Those damned animals stink! I find it amazing that some people allow them in their homes ... like a rat.
In defense of Bucky, aka "US_GRANT," he must be in great pain himself to have made his (ahem) comment...
“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”
#40. To: Lod (#23)
Why wouldn't you believe it? Thanks for sticking up for me. BTW, I have a few burlap bags available for murdering cats. Here is how we do it: step 1) place the goddamned creatures into the bag. step 2) place the bag into a barrow of water. step 3) after five or so minutes, pull the bag out and throw it in the trash. No mess ... no fuss... what-so-ever!
He wrote it.
“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”
#41. To: buckeroo (#40)
This guy don't show any respect for Christine's feelings by making these comments.
#42. To: buckeroo (#39)
I don't think anyone questions your right to your own opinion; They question your lack of judgment, tact and propriety under the circumstances. Give a little compassion. You may seek it from others some day.
Don't give me any further grief about someone's dtinly, dead cat. I despise cats.
#43. To: christine (#0)
"The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so." ~ Josh Billings
#44. To: sizzlerguy (#41)
Why didn't you break out the music wayy upp the thread? Maybe use some Jesus Christ SuperStar stuff?
“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”
#45. To: buckeroo (#44)
Shut up.
"The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so." ~ Josh Billings
#46. To: Liberator (#42)
I already performed this gracious act. Please read post #40.
Give a little compassion.
“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”
#47. To: christine (#0)
My sympathies, Oliver reminds me of my own little monster mutt.
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#48. To: buckeroo, all (#44)
I think some "loonie tunes" would be more appropriate for the buckeroo.
#49. To: wudidiz (#45)
What? You want a dead-cat thread? Lets see now .... The live cats are the ones that can run faster than dogs. Why was nearsightedness fatal for the dead cat? He thought he was climbing onto an ottoman, and it turned out to be a sleeping Saint Bernard. Why do we know there are a lot of dead cats in hell? Because you aren't allowed to lick your hind end in heaven. Why do so many dead cats have four broken legs? That's what happens when you fall out of a hundred-foot tree, and land on your feet. How do you know which cats have had near-death experiences? They're the ones that have short tails, with a dog's teeth marks at the end. When do you know that a cat has been dead for an hour or more? When he doesn't have any saliva on his anus. What were the last words heard by the dead cat? "Look, Mama, that kitty is going into the doghouse." Why do most cats die in the morning? Because most dogs sleep in the afternoon. What was the practical joke that the dogs played on the dead cat on a windy day? They put vodka in his milk, then chased him up an aspen tree. Why do cats get fatigued when they commit suicide? Because they have to do it nine times. Why was the dead cat found with a charred tail, in the breakfast nook? He didn't realize he could get his tail caught in the toaster.Why are dead cats fatter than live cats?
“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”
#50. To: sizzlerguy, buckeroo (#48)
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"The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so." ~ Josh Billings
#51. To: buckeroo (#49)
Buckeroo, there IS a difference between wild, feral cats and domesticated, house-broke cats.
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#52. To: X-15 (#51)
Don't stop him, he's on a roll...
In 2007, the FBI reported on concern about white supremacists recruiting soldiers, saying "hundreds" of neo-Nazis were in the active military. But in April, a Department of Homeland Security report on extremism that reiterated much the same point was widely criticized by veterans groups and some conservative politicians as being unpatriotic, leading the Justice Department to retract the DHS report. Critics acknowledge that extremism in the Army is a touchy political subject.
#53. To: X-15 (#51)
How? The tamed cats have basket to lay their shit in the home?
there IS a difference between wild, feral cats and domesticated, house-broke cats.
“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”
#54. To: buckeroo (#53)
If it's an indoor-only cat, you check the litterbox once a day and scoop out the poop and clumped urine and tie in a Wal-Mart bag and dispose of it. The owners who let the litterbox get out of control are responsible for bad smells, if you stay on top of it then it's all good.
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"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#55. To: sizzlerguy (#48)
I love dead-cat threads. Here are some more laffs: * Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record. * Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens. * What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause. * What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom. * Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs. * What is a cat's favourite song? Three Blind Mice. * What did the freshman computer science major say when he was told that the work stations had mice? Don't you have a cat? * What is a cat's way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement. * How did a cat take first prize at the bird show? He just jumped up to the cage, reached in, and took it. * Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? For kitty littering. * Why did the litter of communist kittens become capitalists? Because they finally opened their eyes. * Why are cats better than babies? Because you only have to change a litter box once a day. * What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat? Hiss and Tell. * What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cat? A big furry creature that purrs while it sits on your lap and squashes you. * What does a cat do when it gets mad? It has a hissy fit. * What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator. * What happened when the cat went to the flea circus? He stole the whole show! * What is a cat's favourite colour? Purrrrrrrple! * Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The retail store. * What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone. * What do cats use to make coffee? A purrcolator. * What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck? A duck filled fatty puss. * If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on? Their paws. * Why is the cat so grouchy? Because he's in a bad mewd. * If there are ten cats on a boat and one jumps off, how many cats are left on the boat? None! They were copy cats. * Is it bad luck if a black cat follows you? That depends on whether you're a man or a mouse. * How does the cat get its own way? With friendly purrsuasion. * What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew. * What has more lives than a cat? A frog because it croaks every night. * What is a cat's favourite subject in school? HISStory. * What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies. * How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up. * What's happening when you hear "woof... splat... meow... splat?" It's raining cats and dogs. * Why are cats such good singers? Because they're very mewsical. * What do you call newborn kittens who keep getting passed from owner to owner? Chain litter. * What is the cat's favourite magazine? Good Mousekeeping. * How many cats can you put into an empty box? Only one. After that, the box isn't empty. * Why do you always find the cat in the last place you look? Because you stop looking after you find it. * If a cat can jump five feet high, then why can't it jump through a three foot window? Because the window is closed. * What is a cat's favourite movie? "The Sound of Mewsic." * What does a cat that lives near the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy Claws. * Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can't? Your lap. * Why did the cat put oil on the mouse? Because it squeaked. * What side of the cat has the most fur? The OUT-side. * What is a cat's favourite car? The Catillac. * What kind of cat will keep your grass short? A Lawn Meower. * Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats? Because each of them was guilty of purrjury. * What do you use to comb a cat? A catacomb. * Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark! * Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because he's always spotted.
“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”
#56. To: X-15 (#54)
Why should anyone "stay on top" of a hairy beast? Isn't that a waste of time?
“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”
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