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Published: Sep 29, 2009
Author: Christine
Post Date: 2009-09-29 18:14:13 by christine
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Oliver April 2, 1989 - September 29, 2009 You blessed our lives for 20 years, were always a joy, and the "best boy that ever lived." We loved you with all our hearts. We will miss you more than words can express. "Mommy" and "Daddy"
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#35. To: buckeroo (#33)
Cats don't stink. Cats are one of the cleanest pets on the planet. Cats are obsessed with keepin' themselves clean. Yes a Cat's shit and piss does stink, but I guess that yourz doesn't.?
It was completely inappropriate. If that is the only comment you could possibly cough up, you would be more humane to simply opt not to post at all on the topic. You are not ignorant, buckaroo. Honestly, if you are that devoid of compassion, I truly pity you.
Rest in peace, Oliver...I know he had the best life ever. Cats are cool companions, and am sure he was your best friend, as you were his. I really feel for you; thanks for posting Ollie's pics.
Perfect - thanks.
Don't give me any further grief about someone's dtinly, dead cat. I despise cats. As I said in my first post on this thread, I would have murdered the goddamned animal at conception. It would have been suffocated in a burlap bag and never seen the light of the Sun, along with the rest of it's catery. Those damned animals stink! I find it amazing that some people allow them in their homes ... like a rat.
“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”
Why wouldn't you believe it? Thanks for sticking up for me. BTW, I have a few burlap bags available for murdering cats. Here is how we do it: step 1) place the goddamned creatures into the bag. step 2) place the bag into a barrow of water. step 3) after five or so minutes, pull the bag out and throw it in the trash. No mess ... no fuss... what-so-ever!
“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”
This guy don't show any respect for Christine's feelings by making these comments.
I don't think anyone questions your right to your own opinion; They question your lack of judgment, tact and propriety under the circumstances. Give a little compassion. You may seek it from others some day.
Why didn't you break out the music wayy upp the thread? Maybe use some Jesus Christ SuperStar stuff?
“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”
Shut up.
I already performed this gracious act. Please read post #40.
“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”
My sympathies, Oliver reminds me of my own little monster mutt.
In 2007, the FBI reported on concern about white supremacists recruiting soldiers, saying "hundreds" of neo-Nazis were in the active military. But in April, a Department of Homeland Security report on extremism that reiterated much the same point was widely criticized by veterans groups and some conservative politicians as being unpatriotic, leading the Justice Department to retract the DHS report. Critics acknowledge that extremism in the Army is a touchy political subject. I think some "loonie tunes" would be more appropriate for the buckeroo.
What? You want a dead-cat thread? Lets see now .... The live cats are the ones that can run faster than dogs. Why was nearsightedness fatal for the dead cat? He thought he was climbing onto an ottoman, and it turned out to be a sleeping Saint Bernard. Why do we know there are a lot of dead cats in hell? Because you aren't allowed to lick your hind end in heaven. Why do so many dead cats have four broken legs? That's what happens when you fall out of a hundred-foot tree, and land on your feet. How do you know which cats have had near-death experiences? They're the ones that have short tails, with a dog's teeth marks at the end. When do you know that a cat has been dead for an hour or more? When he doesn't have any saliva on his anus. What were the last words heard by the dead cat? "Look, Mama, that kitty is going into the doghouse." Why do most cats die in the morning? Because most dogs sleep in the afternoon. What was the practical joke that the dogs played on the dead cat on a windy day? They put vodka in his milk, then chased him up an aspen tree. Why do cats get fatigued when they commit suicide? Because they have to do it nine times. Why was the dead cat found with a charred tail, in the breakfast nook? He didn't realize he could get his tail caught in the toaster. “Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”
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Buckeroo, there IS a difference between wild, feral cats and domesticated, house-broke cats.
_________________________________________________________________________ Don't stop him, he's on a roll...
In 2007, the FBI reported on concern about white supremacists recruiting soldiers, saying "hundreds" of neo-Nazis were in the active military. But in April, a Department of Homeland Security report on extremism that reiterated much the same point was widely criticized by veterans groups and some conservative politicians as being unpatriotic, leading the Justice Department to retract the DHS report. Critics acknowledge that extremism in the Army is a touchy political subject. How? The tamed cats have basket to lay their shit in the home?
“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”
If it's an indoor-only cat, you check the litterbox once a day and scoop out the poop and clumped urine and tie in a Wal-Mart bag and dispose of it. The owners who let the litterbox get out of control are responsible for bad smells, if you stay on top of it then it's all good.
_________________________________________________________________________ I love dead-cat threads. Here are some more laffs: * Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record. * Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens. * What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause. * What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom. * Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs. * What is a cat's favourite song? Three Blind Mice. * What did the freshman computer science major say when he was told that the work stations had mice? Don't you have a cat? * What is a cat's way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement. * How did a cat take first prize at the bird show? He just jumped up to the cage, reached in, and took it. * Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? For kitty littering. * Why did the litter of communist kittens become capitalists? Because they finally opened their eyes. * Why are cats better than babies? Because you only have to change a litter box once a day. * What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat? Hiss and Tell. * What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cat? A big furry creature that purrs while it sits on your lap and squashes you. * What does a cat do when it gets mad? It has a hissy fit. * What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator. * What happened when the cat went to the flea circus? He stole the whole show! * What is a cat's favourite colour? Purrrrrrrple! * Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The retail store. * What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone. * What do cats use to make coffee? A purrcolator. * What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck? A duck filled fatty puss. * If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on? Their paws. * Why is the cat so grouchy? Because he's in a bad mewd. * If there are ten cats on a boat and one jumps off, how many cats are left on the boat? None! They were copy cats. * Is it bad luck if a black cat follows you? That depends on whether you're a man or a mouse. * How does the cat get its own way? With friendly purrsuasion. * What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew. * What has more lives than a cat? A frog because it croaks every night. * What is a cat's favourite subject in school? HISStory. * What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies. * How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up. * What's happening when you hear "woof... splat... meow... splat?" It's raining cats and dogs. * Why are cats such good singers? Because they're very mewsical. * What do you call newborn kittens who keep getting passed from owner to owner? Chain litter. * What is the cat's favourite magazine? Good Mousekeeping. * How many cats can you put into an empty box? Only one. After that, the box isn't empty. * Why do you always find the cat in the last place you look? Because you stop looking after you find it. * If a cat can jump five feet high, then why can't it jump through a three foot window? Because the window is closed. * What is a cat's favourite movie? "The Sound of Mewsic." * What does a cat that lives near the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy Claws. * Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can't? Your lap. * Why did the cat put oil on the mouse? Because it squeaked. * What side of the cat has the most fur? The OUT-side. * What is a cat's favourite car? The Catillac. * What kind of cat will keep your grass short? A Lawn Meower. * Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats? Because each of them was guilty of purrjury. * What do you use to comb a cat? A catacomb. * Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark! * Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because he's always spotted. “Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”
Why should anyone "stay on top" of a hairy beast? Isn't that a waste of time?
“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”
do you like being an asshole?
Hey! Never before on this thread has an asshole like yourself introduced the term "asshole." What are you HOLY or something?
“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”
Why go through that rigmarole? Keep the litterbox next to the toilet and scoop the clumps into that instead. I've heard people say that it clogs the plumbing but we have five cats, four litterboxes and have been doing it for years.
Why don't you save yourself the self same grief? Place the goddammned creatures in the toilet to begin with? Strangle them at will as opposed to stroke them.
“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”
ROTFL
“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”
I fed a feral cat for almost a year from the time I first saw him when he was about 3 months old. He used to like to fetch a small piece of rolled up paper. One night, as I sat there, he came and slowly climbed up in my lap, and began purring and kneading my legs. He did it many times after that. He disappeared a year and two days ago, and I searched for him for 10 months. I'm still not over him, so I can only imagine how much more you are hurting, christine, and my heart breaks for you. Not a sparrow falls without God noticing. All tears will be wiped away when Jesus comes back, and He "told" me a long time ago I would see a beloved dog again, so I trust we will see our cats again, too. Until then, hold tight the memories of your well-loved boy, cry as much as you need to, trust God to make you whole again, and know we're all pulling for you [or at least, MOST of us].
"...as long as there..remain active enemies of the Christian church, we may hope to become Master of the World...the future Jewish King will never reign in the world before Christianity is overthrown - B'nai B'rith speech http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/luther.htm / http://bible.cc/psalms/83-4.htm
Was this a vision?
“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”
I guess you could call it that. I asked for a sign as I looked out into the back yard. I asked for the honeysuckle tree [not bush, TREE, which is most beautiful btw...I love that thing] to sway. It was a very still day and nothing was moving, but no sooner did I ask, but the tree started to sway as if a big gust of wind had hit it. I was quick to notice nothing else was moving, just the honeysuckle tree. I thought wow, maybe it was just a coincidence, so would You mind doing that again? The tree swayed and the branches bent over to within about a foot or two of the ground, more than I had ever seen, even in the biggest ice storms, and still, no other trees were moving. I said, okay, just one more time, to be sure....and nothing happened. Immediately it came to mind, "O ye of so little faith," and I thought okay, God, I believe you.
"...as long as there..remain active enemies of the Christian church, we may hope to become Master of the World...the future Jewish King will never reign in the world before Christianity is overthrown - B'nai B'rith speech http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/luther.htm / http://bible.cc/psalms/83-4.htm
But, your vision had nothing to do with dead-cats, did it? You were inspired by GOD (himself) for your dead-dog. Correct me if I misinterpreted you based upon your original post.
“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”
Yeah, you only want to stroke the hairy creatures without understanding that mankind is a far greater consideration. It isn't your fault either.
“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”
Yes it was a vision for my dog. However, we have asked and been given signs for other pets as well, such as guinea pigs and rabbits. It has gotten to the point that we don't even ask anymore, because we now expect they will all be back with us some day, but sometimes some sort of sign is given anyway. I gather you don't like cats, but God created them, and when He was done creating, He stood back from His creation, ALL of it, and said it was very good. I was always a dog person, but when this cat came into my life that changed a bit. Now I love them both.
"...as long as there..remain active enemies of the Christian church, we may hope to become Master of the World...the future Jewish King will never reign in the world before Christianity is overthrown - B'nai B'rith speech http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/luther.htm / http://bible.cc/psalms/83-4.htm
What about chickens, turkeys and goats? Aren't they special too?
“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”
You won't get any arguments from me. I've always been an animal lover, and haven't eaten meat in a long time, just in case that's what you're getting at.
"...as long as there..remain active enemies of the Christian church, we may hope to become Master of the World...the future Jewish King will never reign in the world before Christianity is overthrown - B'nai B'rith speech http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/luther.htm / http://bible.cc/psalms/83-4.htm
Why don't you lick your chops staring at a dog or a cat? What are you a Buddhist priest?
“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”
The loss of your 20-year friend must be very hard. We lost a 15-year old and a 16-year old last year. Condolences to you. He was beautiful. And over such a period of time, they become very intelligent and attuned to their human friends. (Message to buckeroo: if you don't have anything good to say, move on. And house cats do not stink if they are properly cared for - anymore than any other animal. You're talking about something you know nothing about.)
I stated my opinion on this thread. Stinky, smelly cats and rats should suffer the BIG denial of life; and I have a burlap bag to help mankind over the crisis of this thread.
“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”
I admit - in your case goats may be a possibility.
My condolences, Chrissy. You have lots of great memories to cherish. I know you'll enjoy them. Be well.
I feel sorry for anyone who's so out of touch with reality as you are. "Reality" being that which is most important in life. I hope your future goes better for you than your past. I mean that.
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#36. To: buckeroo (#33)
I don't know "what is wrong" about my post
#37. To: christine (#0)
You blessed our lives for 20 years, were always a joy, and the "best boy that ever lived."
#38. To: sizzlerguy, all (#35)
Yes a Cat's shit and piss does stink, but I guess that yourz doesn't.?
#39. To: Liberator (#22)
In defense of Bucky, aka "US_GRANT," he must be in great pain himself to have made his (ahem) comment...
#40. To: Lod (#23)
He wrote it.
#41. To: buckeroo (#40)
#42. To: buckeroo (#39)
Don't give me any further grief about someone's dtinly, dead cat. I despise cats.
#43. To: christine (#0)
"The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so." ~ Josh Billings
#44. To: sizzlerguy (#41)
#45. To: buckeroo (#44)
"The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so." ~ Josh Billings
#46. To: Liberator (#42)
Give a little compassion.
#47. To: christine (#0)
#48. To: buckeroo, all (#44)
#49. To: wudidiz (#45)
Why are dead cats fatter than live cats?
#50. To: sizzlerguy, buckeroo (#48)
"The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so." ~ Josh Billings
#51. To: buckeroo (#49)
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#52. To: X-15 (#51)
#53. To: X-15 (#51)
there IS a difference between wild, feral cats and domesticated, house-broke cats.
#54. To: buckeroo (#53)
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#55. To: sizzlerguy (#48)
#56. To: X-15 (#54)
#57. To: buckeroo (#55)
asshole
#58. To: CadetD (#57)
#59. To: X-15 (#54)
"If it's an indoor-only cat, you check the litterbox once a day and scoop out the poop and clumped urine and tie in a Wal-Mart bag and dispose of it."
#60. To: Big Meanie (#59)
Keep the litterbox next to the toilet and scoop the clumps into that instead. I've heard people say that it clogs the plumbing but we have five cats, four litterboxes and have been doing it for years.
#61. To: Prefrontal Vortex (#1)
If he hasn't been embalmed yet, it might yet be possible to clone him.
#62. To: X-15, christine (#51)
there IS a difference between wild, feral cats and domesticated, house-broke cats.
#63. To: AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt (#62)
He "told" me a long time ago I would see a beloved dog again ...
#64. To: buckeroo (#63)
#65. To: AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt (#64)
#66. To: randge (#5)
Animals are greater friends than human oft times.
#67. To: buckeroo (#65)
#68. To: AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt (#67)
However, we have asked and been given signs for other pets as well, such as guinea pigs and rabbits.
#69. To: buckeroo (#68)
#70. To: AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt (#69)
#71. To: christine (#0)
#72. To: ratcat (#71)
(Message to buckeroo: if you don't have anything good to say, move on. And house cats do not stink if they are properly cared for - anymore than any other animal. You're talking about something you know nothing about.)
#73. To: buckeroo (#68)
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What about chickens, turkeys and goats? Aren't they special too?
#74. To: christine (#0)
#75. To: buckeroo (#72)
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