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Title: Goodbye, our precious baby boy
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Published: Sep 29, 2009
Author: Christine
Post Date: 2009-09-29 18:14:13 by christine
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Views: 3076
Comments: 93
Oliver April 2, 1989 - September 29, 2009 You blessed our lives for 20 years, were always a joy, and the "best boy that ever lived." We loved you with all our hearts. We will miss you more than words can express. "Mommy" and "Daddy"
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#10. To: christine (#0)
I'm saddened to hear of your loss, Christine. I know from experience the pain and wish you and yours the best.
If it had been in my personal power, I would have murdered that cat when it was conceived.
In defense of Bucky, aka "US_GRANT," he must be in great pain himself to have made his (ahem) comment... Then again some people resent grief over pets or animals that they believe should be reserved only for humans - maybe that was the case as well. FWIW, I don't believe you meant what you said, Buck.
He wrote it. Why wouldn't you believe it? He's a sick pos.
Why wouldn't you believe it? Thanks for sticking up for me. BTW, I have a few burlap bags available for murdering cats. Here is how we do it: step 1) place the goddamned creatures into the bag. step 2) place the bag into a barrow of water. step 3) after five or so minutes, pull the bag out and throw it in the trash. No mess ... no fuss... what-so-ever!
This guy don't show any respect for Christine's feelings by making these comments.
Why didn't you break out the music wayy upp the thread? Maybe use some Jesus Christ SuperStar stuff?
Shut up.
What? You want a dead-cat thread? Lets see now .... The live cats are the ones that can run faster than dogs. Why was nearsightedness fatal for the dead cat? He thought he was climbing onto an ottoman, and it turned out to be a sleeping Saint Bernard. Why do we know there are a lot of dead cats in hell? Because you aren't allowed to lick your hind end in heaven. Why do so many dead cats have four broken legs? That's what happens when you fall out of a hundred-foot tree, and land on your feet. How do you know which cats have had near-death experiences? They're the ones that have short tails, with a dog's teeth marks at the end. When do you know that a cat has been dead for an hour or more? When he doesn't have any saliva on his anus. What were the last words heard by the dead cat? "Look, Mama, that kitty is going into the doghouse." Why do most cats die in the morning? Because most dogs sleep in the afternoon. What was the practical joke that the dogs played on the dead cat on a windy day? They put vodka in his milk, then chased him up an aspen tree. Why do cats get fatigued when they commit suicide? Because they have to do it nine times. Why was the dead cat found with a charred tail, in the breakfast nook? He didn't realize he could get his tail caught in the toaster.
Buckeroo, there IS a difference between wild, feral cats and domesticated, house-broke cats.
How? The tamed cats have basket to lay their shit in the home?
If it's an indoor-only cat, you check the litterbox once a day and scoop out the poop and clumped urine and tie in a Wal-Mart bag and dispose of it. The owners who let the litterbox get out of control are responsible for bad smells, if you stay on top of it then it's all good.
Why go through that rigmarole? Keep the litterbox next to the toilet and scoop the clumps into that instead. I've heard people say that it clogs the plumbing but we have five cats, four litterboxes and have been doing it for years.
Why don't you save yourself the self same grief? Place the goddammned creatures in the toilet to begin with? Strangle them at will as opposed to stroke them.
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#12. To: Brian S, christine (#10)
I'm saddened to hear of your loss, Christine.
#22. To: buckeroo, Christine (#12)
#23. To: Liberator (#22)
#40. To: Lod (#23)
He wrote it.
#41. To: buckeroo (#40)
#44. To: sizzlerguy (#41)
#45. To: buckeroo (#44)
#49. To: wudidiz (#45)
Why are dead cats fatter than live cats?
#51. To: buckeroo (#49)
#53. To: X-15 (#51)
there IS a difference between wild, feral cats and domesticated, house-broke cats.
#54. To: buckeroo (#53)
#59. To: X-15 (#54)
"If it's an indoor-only cat, you check the litterbox once a day and scoop out the poop and clumped urine and tie in a Wal-Mart bag and dispose of it."
#60. To: Big Meanie (#59)
Keep the litterbox next to the toilet and scoop the clumps into that instead. I've heard people say that it clogs the plumbing but we have five cats, four litterboxes and have been doing it for years.
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