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Title: Goodbye, our precious baby boy
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Published: Sep 29, 2009
Author: Christine
Post Date: 2009-09-29 18:14:13 by christine
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Views: 2914
Comments: 93

Oliver

April 2, 1989 - September 29, 2009

You blessed our lives for 20 years, were always a joy, and the "best boy that ever lived." We loved you with all our hearts. We will miss you more than words can express.

"Mommy" and "Daddy" (3 images)

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#1. To: christine (#0)

Scary title there, momentarily!

If he hasn't been embalmed yet, it might yet be possible to clone him.

Redneck vs. cop: Redneck. Cop vs. n-word: Cop. n-word vs. white guilter: n-word. Being a lawyer knocks you down a peg, so redneck lawyer vs. cop and n-word lawyer vs. white guilter are toss-ups. White guilter lawyers are the lowest form of life.
Open season on them.

Prefrontal Vortex  posted on  2009-09-29   18:23:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: christine (#0)

My condolences on your loss. But you can be happy that you gave him a great life, and a very long one at that! Twenty years for a house cat is really good, that's at the high end of possible life expectancy. You obviously did a fantastic job of taking care of him.

Gold and silver are REAL money, paper is but a promise.

Elliott Jackalope  posted on  2009-09-29   18:25:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: christine (#0)

I'm sorry for your loss of your cat, Oliver. He had a pretty, fluffy coat!!

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“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941

X-15  posted on  2009-09-29   18:43:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: christine (#0)

I know how you feel. It sucks.

Big Meanie  posted on  2009-09-29   18:47:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: christine (#0)

Sorry to hear about the loss of your friend, christine.

Animals are greater friends than human oft times.

Every time I take an attachment to a pet, I know I'm letting myself in for the inevitable.

Another little buddy will come wandering by once a decent interval has passed, I'm sure.

randge  posted on  2009-09-29   18:51:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: christine (#0)

Oliver will live on in your hearts and minds forever.

RIP best friend, you are gone, but never forgotten, most spoiled rotten cat in the world.

The monitor goes blurry again...

Iran Truth Now!

Lod  posted on  2009-09-29   18:52:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: christine (#0)

You were given a gift that few are so fortunate to receive.

Cynicom  posted on  2009-09-29   18:54:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Elliott Jackalope (#2)

"Twenty years for a house cat is really good...."

"Today cats live longer than ever. Just 20 years ago the life expectancy of a cat was four to six years; today they live 15 years or more. Life expectancy in cats depends on many things, but the most important factor is whether he is an indoor-only cat or an outdoor cat. Life expectancy varies significantly between the two.....Indoor cats generally live from 12-18 years of age. Many may live to be in their early 20s. The oldest reported cat was 28 years old at the time of death.....Outdoor cats generally live to be around four to five years of age. Their deaths are typically due to traumas such as being hit by a car or dog attacks. Outdoor cats are also more susceptible to several deadly viruses that are spread by fighting or prolonged intimate contact with an infected cat."

http://www.petplace.com/cats/life-expectancy-in-cats/page1.aspx

One of our cats was run over by a car. The lady next door lost hers to a coyote. We have a cat fence now --- the only way to go....Link

Big Meanie  posted on  2009-09-29   19:01:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: christine (#0)

Oh, the pain, the loss ! Christine, I'm sure sorry. I went from being foolishly disdainful of cats to having one walk into my life and directly into my heart. Such magnificent loves they are.....Miss Bitty passed away 2 years ago and, finally, I'm ready to turn myself over to another. Thankfully, the pain lessens and the memories sustain. Sympathy and hugs for you and your family. Bub

"The 'uniter' has brought the entire world together - to despise and deride us." lodwick

Bub  posted on  2009-09-29   19:22:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: christine (#0)

I'm saddened to hear of your loss, Christine.

I know from experience the pain and wish you and yours the best.

Never swear "allegiance" to anything other than the 'right to change your mind'!

Brian S  posted on  2009-09-29   19:27:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: christine (#0)

So sorry to hear about this. Hopefully you will find another one soon.

TwentyTwelve  posted on  2009-09-29   19:32:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: Brian S, christine (#10)

I'm saddened to hear of your loss, Christine.

If it had been in my personal power, I would have murdered that cat when it was conceived.

“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”

buckeroo  posted on  2009-09-29   19:33:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: Brian S, christine, pet lovers here (#10)

Iran Truth Now!

Lod  posted on  2009-09-29   19:33:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: All (#13)

one more to cheer us up, and remind us of why God gave us our pets - though they leave us way, way too soon.

Iran Truth Now!

Lod  posted on  2009-09-29   19:39:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: buckeroo (#12)

If it had been in my personal power, I would have murdered that cat when it was conceived.

That's just wrong...and I've never owned a cat.

I pity you.

Never swear "allegiance" to anything other than the 'right to change your mind'!

Brian S  posted on  2009-09-29   19:46:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: buckeroo (#12)

Good grief, who whizzed in your Wheaties this morning? Christine has just suffered a very painful loss of a good pet and companion for the last twenty years. What the heck is wrong with you?

Normally I'd suggest contacting the charm school you attended and demand a refund, but in your case I think it would be more appropriate to sue them for malpractice...

Gold and silver are REAL money, paper is but a promise.

Elliott Jackalope  posted on  2009-09-29   19:53:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: christine (#0)

Really sorry to hear about Oliver. He was truly loved for a very, very long time.

The U.S. Govt is a tyrannical butcher; U.S. taxpayers are accomplices to international murder and mayhem. If you satisfy your fears by bowing to this butcher, you forfeit your humanity and possibly your soul.

noone222  posted on  2009-09-29   19:59:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: buckeroo (#12)

If it had been in my personal power, I would have murdered that cat when it was conceived.

You're lucky I don't run this forum ... I'd kick your ass --- out !

The U.S. Govt is a tyrannical butcher; U.S. taxpayers are accomplices to international murder and mayhem. If you satisfy your fears by bowing to this butcher, you forfeit your humanity and possibly your soul.

noone222  posted on  2009-09-29   20:01:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: buckeroo (#12)

WTF is wrong with you?

What a POS are you to say such a thing to Christine.

Perhaps the same should have been done at your breeding.

Iran Truth Now!

Lod  posted on  2009-09-29   20:06:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: christine (#0)

Wow - 20 years...That's a LOT of shared companionship. Even for humans...Sorry 'bout that Christine.

Liberator  posted on  2009-09-29   20:11:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: christine (#0)

So very sorry to hear of your loss! I understand just how devastating it can be. I know many can't understand the loss one feels for a pet, but once attached it is a part of you!!! Again so sorry to hear.

And some people just have no conscious what so ever! Sheesh!

Killing One Person Is Murder...Killing 100,000 is Foreign Policy!

lizza76  posted on  2009-09-29   20:16:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: buckeroo, Christine (#12)

In defense of Bucky, aka "US_GRANT," he must be in great pain himself to have made his (ahem) comment...

Then again some people resent grief over pets or animals that they believe should be reserved only for humans - maybe that was the case as well.

FWIW, I don't believe you meant what you said, Buck.

Liberator  posted on  2009-09-29   20:20:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: Liberator (#22)

He wrote it.

Why wouldn't you believe it?

He's a sick pos.

Iran Truth Now!

Lod  posted on  2009-09-29   20:24:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#24. To: christine (#0)

I'm sorry for your loss.


"If, from the more wretched parts of the old world, we look at those which are in an advanced stage of improvement, we still find the greedy hand of government thrusting itself into every corner and crevice of industry, and grasping the spoil of the multitude. Invention is continually exercised, to furnish new pretenses for revenues and taxation. It watches prosperity as its prey and permits none to escape without tribute." --Thomas Paine, Rights of Man, 1791

farmfriend  posted on  2009-09-29   20:25:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#25. To: christine (#0)

Oliver

I'm certain that Oliver was one sizzlin' happy Cat livin' with you C....

Life is not ezy for most cats. Oliver was one of the lucky ones.

Thx 4 sharin', cat lovers are the best..>>!!

sizzlerguy  posted on  2009-09-29   20:27:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#26. To: christine (#0)

Sweetie, I'm so sorry to hear about your loss. It's the love that you shared that matters most and it's obvious there was a great deal of that.....that blessing will help ease the pain and prepare you to love again in time.

abraxas  posted on  2009-09-29   20:28:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#27. To: christine (#0)

Oliver was family, only nicer. He gave you both unconditional love and unless someone experiences that, it can't be explained adequately. Having lost the best Golden Retriever god ever put on this planet, I can empathize with you and Bill. Today will be the worst day you experience, as time is the only remedy for the pain you feel. Nobody knows the time or place when the end comes, but Oliver left today at home with his family present. That will comfort you as the weeks turn to months. Peace Oliver, and say hello for Cody for me.

Jethro Tull  posted on  2009-09-29   20:34:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#28. To: buckeroo (#12)

Jeeze Buck, aren't you supposed to be uprooting some olive trees or something?

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2009-09-29   20:40:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#29. To: Lod (#19)

What a POS are you to say such a thing to Christine.

Perhaps the same should have been done at your breeding.

It was !

The U.S. Govt is a tyrannical butcher; U.S. taxpayers are accomplices to international murder and mayhem. If you satisfy your fears by bowing to this butcher, you forfeit your humanity and possibly your soul.

noone222  posted on  2009-09-29   20:43:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#30. To: Lod (#23)

He wrote it.

Why wouldn't you believe it?

He's a sick pos.

Yes, but it was senseless and probably projection.

He's got issues.

Liberator  posted on  2009-09-29   20:56:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#31. To: Liberator (#30)

He's got issues.

Fully renewed for God knows how long.

Magazines have issues - people have mental illnesses and other problems.

Iran Truth Now!

Lod  posted on  2009-09-29   21:15:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#32. To: christine (#0)

My sincere condolences.

My girl is four-legged and 14, but she's a dog, and pretty healthy right now. It will kill me when she goes.

Fred Mertz  posted on  2009-09-29   21:23:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#33. To: Brian S (#15)

That's just wrong...and I've never owned a cat.

I don't know "what is wrong" about my post other than cats piss and shit all over property. They stink and are not clean. And, like yourself, I have never owned any and wouldn't consider ownership except to send them to China where cats are used as a daily human diet.

“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”

buckeroo  posted on  2009-09-29   22:08:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#34. To: noone222 (#18)

You're lucky I don't run this forum ... I'd kick your ass --- out !

I wouldn't appear on a forum owned by you. So your comment is worthless.

“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”

buckeroo  posted on  2009-09-29   22:15:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#35. To: buckeroo (#33)

They stink and are not clean.

Cats don't stink.

Cats are one of the cleanest pets on the planet.

Cats are obsessed with keepin' themselves clean.

Yes a Cat's shit and piss does stink, but I guess that yourz doesn't.?

sizzlerguy  posted on  2009-09-29   22:15:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#36. To: buckeroo (#33)

I don't know "what is wrong" about my post

It was completely inappropriate. If that is the only comment you could possibly cough up, you would be more humane to simply opt not to post at all on the topic. You are not ignorant, buckaroo.

Honestly, if you are that devoid of compassion, I truly pity you.

abraxas  posted on  2009-09-29   22:18:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#37. To: christine (#0)

You blessed our lives for 20 years, were always a joy, and the "best boy that ever lived."

Rest in peace, Oliver...I know he had the best life ever. Cats are cool companions, and am sure he was your best friend, as you were his. I really feel for you; thanks for posting Ollie's pics.

CadetD  posted on  2009-09-29   22:19:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#38. To: sizzlerguy, all (#35)

Yes a Cat's shit and piss does stink, but I guess that yourz doesn't.?

Perfect - thanks.

Iran Truth Now!

Lod  posted on  2009-09-29   22:20:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#39. To: Liberator (#22)

In defense of Bucky, aka "US_GRANT," he must be in great pain himself to have made his (ahem) comment...

Don't give me any further grief about someone's dtinly, dead cat. I despise cats. As I said in my first post on this thread, I would have murdered the goddamned animal at conception. It would have been suffocated in a burlap bag and never seen the light of the Sun, along with the rest of it's catery.

Those damned animals stink! I find it amazing that some people allow them in their homes ... like a rat.

“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”

buckeroo  posted on  2009-09-29   22:26:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#40. To: Lod (#23)

He wrote it.

Why wouldn't you believe it?

Thanks for sticking up for me.

BTW, I have a few burlap bags available for murdering cats. Here is how we do it: step 1) place the goddamned creatures into the bag. step 2) place the bag into a barrow of water. step 3) after five or so minutes, pull the bag out and throw it in the trash.

No mess ... no fuss... what-so-ever!

“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”

buckeroo  posted on  2009-09-29   22:32:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#41. To: buckeroo (#40)

This guy don't show any respect for Christine's feelings by making these comments.

sizzlerguy  posted on  2009-09-29   22:35:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#42. To: buckeroo (#39)

Don't give me any further grief about someone's dtinly, dead cat. I despise cats.

I don't think anyone questions your right to your own opinion; They question your lack of judgment, tact and propriety under the circumstances.

Give a little compassion. You may seek it from others some day.

Liberator  posted on  2009-09-29   22:35:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#43. To: christine (#0)


"The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so." ~ Josh Billings

wudidiz  posted on  2009-09-29   22:40:12 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#44. To: sizzlerguy (#41)

Why didn't you break out the music wayy upp the thread? Maybe use some Jesus Christ SuperStar stuff?

“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”

buckeroo  posted on  2009-09-29   22:41:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#45. To: buckeroo (#44)

Shut up.


"The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so." ~ Josh Billings

wudidiz  posted on  2009-09-29   22:42:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#46. To: Liberator (#42)

Give a little compassion.

I already performed this gracious act. Please read post #40.

“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”

buckeroo  posted on  2009-09-29   22:44:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#47. To: christine (#0)

My sympathies, Oliver reminds me of my own little monster mutt.

In 2007, the FBI reported on concern about white supremacists recruiting soldiers, saying "hundreds" of neo-Nazis were in the active military. But in April, a Department of Homeland Security report on extremism that reiterated much the same point was widely criticized by veterans groups and some conservative politicians as being unpatriotic, leading the Justice Department to retract the DHS report.

Critics acknowledge that extremism in the Army is a touchy political subject.

Dakmar  posted on  2009-09-29   22:48:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#48. To: buckeroo, all (#44)

I think some "loonie tunes" would be more appropriate for the buckeroo.

sizzlerguy  posted on  2009-09-29   22:48:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#49. To: wudidiz (#45)

What? You want a dead-cat thread? Lets see now ....

Why are dead cats fatter than live cats?

The live cats are the ones that can run faster than dogs.

Why was nearsightedness fatal for the dead cat?

He thought he was climbing onto an ottoman, and it turned out to be a sleeping Saint Bernard.

Why do we know there are a lot of dead cats in hell?

Because you aren't allowed to lick your hind end in heaven.

Why do so many dead cats have four broken legs?

That's what happens when you fall out of a hundred-foot tree, and land on your feet.

How do you know which cats have had near-death experiences?

They're the ones that have short tails, with a dog's teeth marks at the end.

When do you know that a cat has been dead for an hour or more?

When he doesn't have any saliva on his anus.

What were the last words heard by the dead cat?

"Look, Mama, that kitty is going into the doghouse."

Why do most cats die in the morning?

Because most dogs sleep in the afternoon.

What was the practical joke that the dogs played on the dead cat on a windy day?

They put vodka in his milk, then chased him up an aspen tree.

Why do cats get fatigued when they commit suicide?

Because they have to do it nine times.

Why was the dead cat found with a charred tail, in the breakfast nook?

He didn't realize he could get his tail caught in the toaster.

“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”

buckeroo  posted on  2009-09-29   22:49:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#50. To: sizzlerguy, buckeroo (#48)

.


"The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so." ~ Josh Billings

wudidiz  posted on  2009-09-29   22:49:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#51. To: buckeroo (#49)

Buckeroo, there IS a difference between wild, feral cats and domesticated, house-broke cats.

_________________________________________________________________________
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?”

“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941

X-15  posted on  2009-09-29   23:01:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#52. To: X-15 (#51)

Don't stop him, he's on a roll...

In 2007, the FBI reported on concern about white supremacists recruiting soldiers, saying "hundreds" of neo-Nazis were in the active military. But in April, a Department of Homeland Security report on extremism that reiterated much the same point was widely criticized by veterans groups and some conservative politicians as being unpatriotic, leading the Justice Department to retract the DHS report.

Critics acknowledge that extremism in the Army is a touchy political subject.

Dakmar  posted on  2009-09-29   23:02:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#53. To: X-15 (#51)

there IS a difference between wild, feral cats and domesticated, house-broke cats.

How? The tamed cats have basket to lay their shit in the home?

“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”

buckeroo  posted on  2009-09-29   23:06:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#54. To: buckeroo (#53)

If it's an indoor-only cat, you check the litterbox once a day and scoop out the poop and clumped urine and tie in a Wal-Mart bag and dispose of it. The owners who let the litterbox get out of control are responsible for bad smells, if you stay on top of it then it's all good.

_________________________________________________________________________
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?”

“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941

X-15  posted on  2009-09-29   23:24:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#55. To: sizzlerguy (#48)

I love dead-cat threads. Here are some more laffs:

* Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record. * Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.

* What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.

* What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom. * Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

* What is a cat's favourite song? Three Blind Mice.

* What did the freshman computer science major say when he was told that the work stations had mice? Don't you have a cat?

* What is a cat's way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.

* How did a cat take first prize at the bird show? He just jumped up to the cage, reached in, and took it.

* Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? For kitty littering.

* Why did the litter of communist kittens become capitalists? Because they finally opened their eyes.

* Why are cats better than babies? Because you only have to change a litter box once a day.

* What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat? Hiss and Tell.

* What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cat? A big furry creature that purrs while it sits on your lap and squashes you.

* What does a cat do when it gets mad? It has a hissy fit.

* What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator. * What happened when the cat went to the flea circus? He stole the whole show!

* What is a cat's favourite colour? Purrrrrrrple!

* Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The retail store.

* What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.

* What do cats use to make coffee? A purrcolator.

* What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck? A duck filled fatty puss.

* If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on? Their paws.

* Why is the cat so grouchy? Because he's in a bad mewd.

* If there are ten cats on a boat and one jumps off, how many cats are left on the boat? None! They were copy cats.

* Is it bad luck if a black cat follows you? That depends on whether you're a man or a mouse.

* How does the cat get its own way? With friendly purrsuasion.

* What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew.

* What has more lives than a cat? A frog because it croaks every night.

* What is a cat's favourite subject in school? HISStory.

* What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.

* How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.

* What's happening when you hear "woof... splat... meow... splat?" It's raining cats and dogs.

* Why are cats such good singers? Because they're very mewsical.

* What do you call newborn kittens who keep getting passed from owner to owner? Chain litter.

* What is the cat's favourite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.

* How many cats can you put into an empty box? Only one. After that, the box isn't empty.

* Why do you always find the cat in the last place you look? Because you stop looking after you find it.

* If a cat can jump five feet high, then why can't it jump through a three foot window? Because the window is closed.

* What is a cat's favourite movie? "The Sound of Mewsic."

* What does a cat that lives near the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy Claws.

* Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can't? Your lap.

* Why did the cat put oil on the mouse? Because it squeaked.

* What side of the cat has the most fur? The OUT-side.

* What is a cat's favourite car? The Catillac.

* What kind of cat will keep your grass short? A Lawn Meower.

* Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats? Because each of them was guilty of purrjury.

* What do you use to comb a cat? A catacomb.

* Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!

* Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because he's always spotted.

“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”

buckeroo  posted on  2009-09-29   23:25:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#56. To: X-15 (#54)

Why should anyone "stay on top" of a hairy beast? Isn't that a waste of time?

“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”

buckeroo  posted on  2009-09-29   23:27:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#57. To: buckeroo (#55)

asshole

do you like being an asshole?

CadetD  posted on  2009-09-29   23:29:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#58. To: CadetD (#57)

Hey! Never before on this thread has an asshole like yourself introduced the term "asshole." What are you HOLY or something?

“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”

buckeroo  posted on  2009-09-29   23:34:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#59. To: X-15 (#54)

"If it's an indoor-only cat, you check the litterbox once a day and scoop out the poop and clumped urine and tie in a Wal-Mart bag and dispose of it."

Why go through that rigmarole?

Keep the litterbox next to the toilet and scoop the clumps into that instead. I've heard people say that it clogs the plumbing but we have five cats, four litterboxes and have been doing it for years.

Big Meanie  posted on  2009-09-29   23:49:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#60. To: Big Meanie (#59)

Keep the litterbox next to the toilet and scoop the clumps into that instead. I've heard people say that it clogs the plumbing but we have five cats, four litterboxes and have been doing it for years.

Why don't you save yourself the self same grief? Place the goddammned creatures in the toilet to begin with? Strangle them at will as opposed to stroke them.

“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”

buckeroo  posted on  2009-09-29   23:55:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#61. To: Prefrontal Vortex (#1)

If he hasn't been embalmed yet, it might yet be possible to clone him.

ROTFL

“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”

buckeroo  posted on  2009-09-30   0:03:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#62. To: X-15, christine (#51)

there IS a difference between wild, feral cats and domesticated, house-broke cats.

I fed a feral cat for almost a year from the time I first saw him when he was about 3 months old. He used to like to fetch a small piece of rolled up paper. One night, as I sat there, he came and slowly climbed up in my lap, and began purring and kneading my legs. He did it many times after that. He disappeared a year and two days ago, and I searched for him for 10 months. I'm still not over him, so I can only imagine how much more you are hurting, christine, and my heart breaks for you. Not a sparrow falls without God noticing. All tears will be wiped away when Jesus comes back, and He "told" me a long time ago I would see a beloved dog again, so I trust we will see our cats again, too. Until then, hold tight the memories of your well-loved boy, cry as much as you need to, trust God to make you whole again, and know we're all pulling for you [or at least, MOST of us].

"...as long as there..remain active enemies of the Christian church, we may hope to become Master of the World...the future Jewish King will never reign in the world before Christianity is overthrown - B'nai B'rith speech http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/luther.htm / http://bible.cc/psalms/83-4.htm

AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt  posted on  2009-09-30   0:07:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#63. To: AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt (#62)

He "told" me a long time ago I would see a beloved dog again ...

Was this a vision?

“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”

buckeroo  posted on  2009-09-30   0:11:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#64. To: buckeroo (#63)

I guess you could call it that.

I asked for a sign as I looked out into the back yard. I asked for the honeysuckle tree [not bush, TREE, which is most beautiful btw...I love that thing] to sway. It was a very still day and nothing was moving, but no sooner did I ask, but the tree started to sway as if a big gust of wind had hit it. I was quick to notice nothing else was moving, just the honeysuckle tree. I thought wow, maybe it was just a coincidence, so would You mind doing that again? The tree swayed and the branches bent over to within about a foot or two of the ground, more than I had ever seen, even in the biggest ice storms, and still, no other trees were moving. I said, okay, just one more time, to be sure....and nothing happened. Immediately it came to mind, "O ye of so little faith," and I thought okay, God, I believe you.

"...as long as there..remain active enemies of the Christian church, we may hope to become Master of the World...the future Jewish King will never reign in the world before Christianity is overthrown - B'nai B'rith speech http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/luther.htm / http://bible.cc/psalms/83-4.htm

AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt  posted on  2009-09-30   0:29:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#65. To: AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt (#64)

But, your vision had nothing to do with dead-cats, did it? You were inspired by GOD (himself) for your dead-dog.

Correct me if I misinterpreted you based upon your original post.

“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”

buckeroo  posted on  2009-09-30   0:34:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#66. To: randge (#5)

Animals are greater friends than human oft times.

Yeah, you only want to stroke the hairy creatures without understanding that mankind is a far greater consideration. It isn't your fault either.

“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”

buckeroo  posted on  2009-09-30   0:52:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#67. To: buckeroo (#65)

Yes it was a vision for my dog. However, we have asked and been given signs for other pets as well, such as guinea pigs and rabbits. It has gotten to the point that we don't even ask anymore, because we now expect they will all be back with us some day, but sometimes some sort of sign is given anyway. I gather you don't like cats, but God created them, and when He was done creating, He stood back from His creation, ALL of it, and said it was very good. I was always a dog person, but when this cat came into my life that changed a bit. Now I love them both.

"...as long as there..remain active enemies of the Christian church, we may hope to become Master of the World...the future Jewish King will never reign in the world before Christianity is overthrown - B'nai B'rith speech http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/luther.htm / http://bible.cc/psalms/83-4.htm

AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt  posted on  2009-09-30   0:58:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#68. To: AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt (#67)

However, we have asked and been given signs for other pets as well, such as guinea pigs and rabbits.

What about chickens, turkeys and goats? Aren't they special too?

“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”

buckeroo  posted on  2009-09-30   1:03:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#69. To: buckeroo (#68)

You won't get any arguments from me. I've always been an animal lover, and haven't eaten meat in a long time, just in case that's what you're getting at.

"...as long as there..remain active enemies of the Christian church, we may hope to become Master of the World...the future Jewish King will never reign in the world before Christianity is overthrown - B'nai B'rith speech http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/luther.htm / http://bible.cc/psalms/83-4.htm

AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt  posted on  2009-09-30   1:26:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#70. To: AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt (#69)

Why don't you lick your chops staring at a dog or a cat? What are you a Buddhist priest?

“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”

buckeroo  posted on  2009-09-30   1:30:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#71. To: christine (#0)

The loss of your 20-year friend must be very hard. We lost a 15-year old and a 16-year old last year. Condolences to you. He was beautiful. And over such a period of time, they become very intelligent and attuned to their human friends.

(Message to buckeroo: if you don't have anything good to say, move on. And house cats do not stink if they are properly cared for - anymore than any other animal. You're talking about something you know nothing about.)

ratcat  posted on  2009-09-30   1:38:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#72. To: ratcat (#71)

(Message to buckeroo: if you don't have anything good to say, move on. And house cats do not stink if they are properly cared for - anymore than any other animal. You're talking about something you know nothing about.)

I stated my opinion on this thread. Stinky, smelly cats and rats should suffer the BIG denial of life; and I have a burlap bag to help mankind over the crisis of this thread.

“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”

buckeroo  posted on  2009-09-30   1:43:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#73. To: buckeroo (#68) (Edited)

What about chickens, turkeys and goats? Aren't they special too?

I admit - in your case goats may be a possibility.

Liberator  posted on  2009-09-30   10:38:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#74. To: christine (#0)

My condolences, Chrissy. You have lots of great memories to cherish. I know you'll enjoy them.

Be well.

Pinguinite  posted on  2009-09-30   20:28:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#75. To: buckeroo (#72)

I feel sorry for anyone who's so out of touch with reality as you are.

"Reality" being that which is most important in life.

I hope your future goes better for you than your past. I mean that.

Pinguinite  posted on  2009-09-30   20:43:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#76. To: christine (#0)

My condolences. I'm sorry to hear of your loss.

Ted Kennedy Is Now Eligible To Vote In Chicago.

Flintlock  posted on  2009-09-30   20:56:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#77. To: Pinguinite (#75)

I suppose you have a hair-ball in your soup.

“Gold is the money of kings; silver is the money of gentlemen; barter is the money of peasants; but debt is the money of slaves.”

buckeroo  posted on  2009-10-03   15:13:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#78. To: Lod, buckeroo, christine (#19)

WTF is wrong with you?

What a POS are you to say such a thing to Christine.

Perhaps the same should have been done at your breeding.

I share that sentiment my friend. Christine is nice to everyone and even allowed buck back on here even when he was trying to fool her with different screen names. She was gracious enough to allow him to come back and this is how he repays her. He better be glad it isn't my board because he would be out of here for cold, callous remarks like that.

No one should ever make light of the loss of someone's pet. Only people who have pets and who have become attached to them know the pain when something happens to them. You and Bill have my sympathies Christine. Was very sorry to read about Oliver's passing but I hope you can take some comfort in the fact that you gave him a wonderful life.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-10-15   13:24:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#79. To: James Deffenbach, buckeroo (#78)

Oh boy; I missed this one.

What a POS you prove to be nearly every single day of your sorry life, buck...


"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams

Rotara  posted on  2009-10-15   13:27:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#80. To: James Deffenbach, christine, all (#78)

I had a great time yesterday afternoon meeting Beau, the newest spoiled rotten kitty, in Christine's home.

Possibly, the most mellow little fellow that I've ever seen.

Iran Truth Now!

Lod  posted on  2009-10-15   13:31:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#81. To: Rotara (#79)

Oh boy; I missed this one.

What a POS you prove to be nearly every single day of your sorry life, buck...

Hey my friend. Long time no hear. Hope all is well with you.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-10-15   13:34:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#82. To: Lod (#80)

I had a great time yesterday afternoon meeting Beau, the newest spoiled rotten kitty, in Christine's home.

Possibly, the most mellow little fellow that I've ever seen.

Thanks for sharing the good news. No pet ever takes the place of the ones who have gone on but the new one will be special in his own right. They all are if you love them.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-10-15   13:35:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#83. To: James Deffenbach (#81)

Yo tambien. Disfruto de la calma antes de la tormenta. Estoy todo bien, mis amigo. Todo bien...y tu ?


"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams

Rotara  posted on  2009-10-15   13:38:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#84. To: christine (#0)

I'm very very sorry for your loss.

scrapper2  posted on  2009-10-15   13:39:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#85. To: James Deffenbach. all (#82)

No pet ever takes the place of the ones who have gone on but the new one will be special in his own right. They all are if you love them.

So very true, JD.

Iran Truth Now!

Lod  posted on  2009-10-15   13:47:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#86. To: Rotara (#83)

If I were any better I would have to be twins...or something like that. Seriously, I am doing ok I suppose. Glad you are well.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-10-15   13:49:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#87. To: Lod, James Deffenbach, All (#80)

thank you all for your kind expressions of sympathy. here's photos of our new little boy. he's almost 5 mos old, a dollface red tabby persian. as my girlfriend wrote, Oliver left some big shoes to fill, but looking at the pictures of that precious baby makes me believe he's the one that can do it.

"This Act (the Federal Reserve Act, Dec. 23rd 1913) establishes the most gigantic trust on earth. When the President (Woodrow Wilson) signs the Bill, the invisible government of the Monetary Power will be legalised... The worst legislative crime of the ages is perpetrated by this banking and currency Bill."--Charles Lindbergh, Sr.

christine  posted on  2009-10-15   14:16:40 ET  (3 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#88. To: christine (#87)

He's cute, Christine. Thanks for posting the pictures.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-10-15   14:24:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#89. To: James Deffenbach, christine (#82)

"No pet ever takes the place of the ones who have gone on but the new one will be special in his own right."

Well put. They all have very different personalities.

You should consider getting one or two more. Three cats aren't any more trouble than one cat.

Big Meanie  posted on  2009-10-15   14:54:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#90. To: Big Meanie (#89)

we have a 13 yr old female maine coon who is having a tizzy over this one interloper. another one or two might cause her to retreat too much. she's a shy, damaged cat who we adopted after she was rescued from an abusive situation. with our care and love, she's thrived, but it took us years to get her to where she is now.

"This Act (the Federal Reserve Act, Dec. 23rd 1913) establishes the most gigantic trust on earth. When the President (Woodrow Wilson) signs the Bill, the invisible government of the Monetary Power will be legalised... The worst legislative crime of the ages is perpetrated by this banking and currency Bill."--Charles Lindbergh, Sr.

christine  posted on  2009-10-15   16:38:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#91. To: christine (#87)

How badly have you spoiled the cat to this point ??? <8^}~


"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams

Rotara  posted on  2009-10-15   16:49:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#92. To: Rotara (#91)

he began where Oliver left off the first evening he was here. ;P

"This Act (the Federal Reserve Act, Dec. 23rd 1913) establishes the most gigantic trust on earth. When the President (Woodrow Wilson) signs the Bill, the invisible government of the Monetary Power will be legalised... The worst legislative crime of the ages is perpetrated by this banking and currency Bill."--Charles Lindbergh, Sr.

christine  posted on  2009-10-15   17:16:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#93. To: Big Meanie (#89)

Hey Big Meanie. Good to cybersee you. Hope all is well with you and yours.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2009-10-16   16:31:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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