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Title: WHERE DID THE WHITE MAN GO WRONG???
Source: mail
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Published: Oct 29, 2009
Author: Chief Two Eagles
Post Date: 2009-10-29 15:08:44 by abraxas
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Views: 156
Comments: 2

WHERE DID THE WHITE MAN GO WRONG???

Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.'

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. 'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.'

Then the chief leaned back and smiled. 'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.'

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The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. 'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.'

Then the chief leaned back and smiled. 'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.'

ROFLMAO!

Yet another exit from the garden, from co-existence with the earth, to the building of a futile empire...

HighLairEon  posted on  2009-10-29   15:57:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I'll drink to that.

And so will chiefy!

Fish and vegetable meals will save wheat, meat, and fats for our soldiers and allies.

Prefrontal Vortex  posted on  2009-11-04   12:13:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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