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Title: Obama jokes
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Published: Nov 18, 2009
Author: email
Post Date: 2009-11-18 21:07:24 by Jethro Tull
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Views: 246
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The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.

We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

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Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser.

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Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.

The other is for housing prisoners.

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If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and It started to sink, who would be saved? .... America!

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Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has papers.

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#1. To: Jethro Tull (#0)

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has papers.

That's a keeper.

"An education isn't how much you have committed to memory, or even how much you know. It's being able to differentiate between what you know and what you don't. ~ Anatole France

Original_Intent  posted on  2009-11-19   1:41:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Jethro Tull (#0)

The son of a white American communist whore and a black African marxist gets elected POTUS.

Sick joke or no joke?

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"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?”

“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941

X-15  posted on  2009-11-19   3:25:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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