If you've seen the rap video that the folks at SNL made, called "On A Boat" which is a parody of most rap videos, you probably had a chuckle. After some thinking, I decided to amend the lyrics so that it would be accurate to describe our politicians and our sorry assed leadership in this country. Warning, Lots of Profanity.
"They're On The Dole." Sung to the tune of "On A Boat.
Oh Shit... Get your Wallets Ready It's About To Go Down.... Everybody in Congress, Pack Up Your Fucking Shit. And Stay Out Of Our Fucking Business.... We're Movin', Let's Go.
They're On The Dole, They're On The Dole. Everybody look at them, Cause They're on the fucking dole.. They're On The Dole, They're On The Dole. Take A Good Hard Look They're On The Mother Fucking Dole.
They're On The Dole motherfucker, And they're Fucking us. Straight Up Socialism, Without A Fucking Fuss. Obama's President, People bitch and grouse, You Can't Stop them motherfucker, Pelosi's In The House!
What a dirty Trick, Because They're So Rich, We're gettin' Socialized Medicine, Because We're Their Bitch. They've got it mapped out, They have their master plan Scrapping our Constitution because they know they can.
I'm Paying my taxes, Paying for all kinds of shit. The government keeps spending, and is always in the red. But this aint freedom, The Oppression is real as it gets They call it TREASON motherfucker So don't you ever forget.
They're On The Dole, and They're fucking us and We've got our troops in and all over the fucking Afghans They think they're king of the world, but the troops are all P-Oed, We should be out of the UN, and possibly NATO.
Vote Them The Fuck Out, This Shit Is REAL!!!!
Fuck Them, Need Leaders, Mother fucker. Fuck Bailouts, don't need them motherfucker They Pissed away 2 trillion, motherfucker Borrowed it all from China motherfucker!!!
Hey George Washington if you could see us now We hold the tail, while they Fuck our cow... Goldman Sachs Fucked Our Economy Somehow Don't Wanna revolution but anything is possible!!!!!
Yeah... Our leaders are all on the dole Sucking on that corporate pole... Parasites draining our blood... Loading up gold on the truck. Never thought I'd see the day... Our Prosperity would be going away... Believe me when I say... These Bastards Will Pay...
They're On The Dole, They're On the Dole, Everybody look at them They're On The Fucking Dole. They're On The Dole, They're On the Dole Take a good hard look They're On The Motherfucking Dole!