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Title: Anthropogenic Continental Drift.
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The Peoples Cube
URL Source: http://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=1668
Published: Dec 20, 2009
Author: Ivan Betinov
Post Date: 2009-12-20 22:34:03 by Armadillo
Keywords: Anthropogenic, Continental, Drift, satire
Views: 130
Comments: 2
A new menace to the planet has been discovered and validated by a consensus of politically reliable scientists: Anthropogenic Continental Drift (ACD) will result in catastrophic damage and untold suffering, unless immediate indemnity payments from the United Sates, Europe, and Australia be made to the governments of non-industrial nations, to counteract this man-made threat to the world's habitats. The continents rest on massive tectonic plates. Until the beginning of the Industrial Revolution in the mid 18th century, these plates were fixed in place and immobile. However, drilling for oil and mining for minerals has cut these plates loose from their primordial moorings and left them to drift aimlessly.
Somebody call Al Gore. He must be informed about the lucrative possibilities terrible situation. (2 images)
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#1. To: Armadillo (#0)
OmiGod !! Whater we gonna do?? .........I know lets get to the U.N. and beg for a Global Tax, that can fix anything!Never mind that old stuff in the Constitution about taxation without represention..But what can we do about gettin smacked by a giant meteor or comet ?? Another Global Tax,whew!got that one covered too.what if the sky is falling???????????????ARE YOU SCARED YET!!!??
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