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Title: Holiday Humor Thread
Source: Somewhere Over the Rainbow
URL Source: http://*&^%$#…¬ˆ¨¥†®´h1;Å ... šÂ¬â€¦Ã¦p0;–ºª•¶§§i4;
Published: Dec 23, 2009
Author: Somebody
Post Date: 2009-12-23 15:19:40 by Original_Intent
Keywords: humor, joke, funny, enjoy
Views: 4683
Comments: 89

Things have been so serious as of late I think some fun is in order. Post your favorite jokes here.*

*Cleanliness is NOT a requirement, funny is.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"

The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"

The graduate with an Accounting degree Asks, "How much will it cost?"

The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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#27. To: Original_Intent (#0)

The Nail

Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a Colorado rancher.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?" So then the rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one...right here."

Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy blonde, the man asks, "Tell me lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?" "That's simple. By the nail over its stall." Amy explains very confidently.

Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"

She turns and walks away, and with complete confidence, says, "I guess it's to hang your pants on."

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beyond the sea  posted on  2009-12-23   15:46:43 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh! ;-)

Original_Intent  posted on  2009-12-23   15:50:26 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk just sits there.

Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.

The drunk mumbles, "Ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either."

Original_Intent  posted on  2009-12-23   15:52:22 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?"

Mom smiled and then replied..."I remember."

Original_Intent  posted on  2009-12-23   15:55:06 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#32. To: Original_Intent (#31)

On Armenian radio there came a question from abroad: "Is it true that in the USSR the pay does not correspond to the work?"

"Incorrect. It corresponds quite well. They pretend to pay and we pretend to work."

Rotara  posted on  2009-12-23 15:56:45 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

What do you call an American in the finals of the world cup?

"Hey beer man!"

Original_Intent  posted on  2009-12-23 15:59:35 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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