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Title: Holiday Humor Thread
Source: Somewhere Over the Rainbow
URL Source: http://*&^%$#…¬ˆ¨¥†®´h1;Å ... šÂ¬â€¦Ã¦p0;–ºª•¶§§i4;
Published: Dec 23, 2009
Author: Somebody
Post Date: 2009-12-23 15:19:40 by Original_Intent
Keywords: humor, joke, funny, enjoy
Views: 4681
Comments: 89

Things have been so serious as of late I think some fun is in order. Post your favorite jokes here.*

*Cleanliness is NOT a requirement, funny is.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"

The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"

The graduate with an Accounting degree Asks, "How much will it cost?"

The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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#41. To: Original_Intent (#0)

A fellow went to the doctor who told him that he had a bad illness and only a year to live.

He decided to talk to his pastor. After the man explained his situation, he asked his Pastor if there was anything he could do.

"What you should do is go out and buy a late '70 or early '80 model Dodge Pickup," said the Pastor. "Then go get married to the ugliest woman you can find, and buy yourselves an old trailer house in the panhandle of Oklahoma."

The fellow asked, "Will this help me live longer?"

"No," said the pastor, "but it will make what time you do have seem like forever."

TwentyTwelve  posted on  2009-12-23   16:29:54 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

The fellow asked, "Will this help me live longer?"

"No," said the pastor, "but it will make what time you do have seem like forever."

FOFLOL !

Rotara  posted on  2009-12-23   16:32:21 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Confucius say: Man who walk through airport door sideways, is going to Bangkok.

TwentyTwelve  posted on  2009-12-23   16:54:54 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Confucius Say woman who ride bicycle peddle ass all over town.

Original_Intent  posted on  2009-12-23   17:00:23 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Confucious Say:

To make egg roll, push it.

TwentyTwelve  posted on  2009-12-23   17:13:59 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#53. To: TwentyTwelve (#51)

Confucius say woman who fly airplane upside down have crack up.

Original_Intent  posted on  2009-12-23 17:15:05 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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