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Title: Holiday Humor Thread
Source: Somewhere Over the Rainbow
URL Source: http://*&^%$#…¬ˆ¨¥†®´h1;Å ... šÂ¬â€¦Ã¦p0;–ºª•¶§§i4;
Published: Dec 23, 2009
Author: Somebody
Post Date: 2009-12-23 15:19:40 by Original_Intent
Keywords: humor, joke, funny, enjoy
Views: 4847
Comments: 89

Things have been so serious as of late I think some fun is in order. Post your favorite jokes here.*


*Cleanliness is NOT a requirement, funny is.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"

The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"

The graduate with an Accounting degree Asks, "How much will it cost?"

The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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#55. To: Original_Intent (#0)

Old Harry was on his deathbed. He raised himself on one elbow and beckoned his wife.

"Doris", he whispered, "you were with me through the Great Depression."

"Yes Harry.

"Doris, you were with me through the worst droughts in the fifties and the eighties."

"Yes Harry."

"And you were with me when the farm got burned out by the bushfires in the nineties. And last year, you were still hanging in there with me when the bank foreclosed on our mortgage and we lost the farm."

"Yes Harry."

"And now, here you are with me today, when I'm just about to die."

Doris nodded.

"You know Doris", he whispered, "I'm beginning to think that you're nothin' but bad luck!"

TwentyTwelve  posted on  2009-12-23   17:29:09 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#57. To: TwentyTwelve, Anesthesiologists, all (#55)

The newest Music Video from the Laryngospasms, who happen to be actual anesthesiologists.

Jethro Tull  posted on  2009-12-23   17:38:32 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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#58. To: Jethro Tull (#57)

The newest Music Video from the Laryngospasms, who happen to be actual anesthesiologists.

Never heard of them before.

TwentyTwelve  posted on  2009-12-23 17:42:07 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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