I was in a local restaurant yesterday and had ONE beer with some pizza. As I left, some church lady type hag says to me, "you aren't going to drive home after drinking, are you." She then tells me she is going to write down my license plate number "in case something happens." I just give her a look like, "are you frickin kidding me"? Yeah, there are stupid men, but no man could be that much of a busy body, pseudo- do-gooder moron.