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Pious Perverts See other Pious Perverts Articles Title: How Tiger Woods became black Keith Boykin | Posted January 5, 2010 11:03 AM I'm not going to get upset about the new Vanity Fair cover depicting a shirtless Tiger Woods pumping iron. I don't know if it's fair, mind you, but it was certainly to be expected. Woods willingly posed for the bad boy image for famed photographer Annie Leibovitz long before the Thanksgiving adultery scandal erupted. It was almost as if he was teasing us all along to come and catch him, letting us know for years that he was never really the saint he was portrayed to be in public. In his Vanity Fair cover story, writer Buzz Bissinger digs up a 1997 GQ magazine piece that reminds us that Woods clearly saw himself as a black man. "What I can't figure out is why so many good-looking women hang around baseball and basketball," Woods said in the GQ interview. "Is it because, you know, people always say that, like, black guys have big dicks?" And during a photo shoot, he told a joke to a group of women, rubbing the tips of his shoes together. "What's this?" Woods asked, then dropped the punch line: "It's a black guy taking off his condom." It hardly seems like the self-described "Cablinasian" Tiger Woods who convinced white America that he was as much or more of one of them as he was one of "them." Maybe he felt he was perpetrating a fraud, using both his fame and the stereotype of black male sexual prowess to gain access to white women. Or maybe he thought he was, in the words of the Michael Jackson song, Invincible. If there's somebody else, he can't love you like me In the same album, Jackson goes on to sing these telling lyrics in a song called "Unbreakable": You can't believe it, you can't conceive it and you can't touch me, 'cause I'm untouchable and I know you hate it, and you can't take it You'll never break me, 'cause I'm unbreakable Be Like Mike (and O.J.) We've seen the Tiger Woods story before, most notably with O.J. Simpson, but also, of course, with Michael Jackson. It's the story of the beloved crossover superstar who falls from grace in mainstream society and quickly morphs into the image of the stereotypically dangerous black male figure. With O.J., his reputation began to crumble with the famous white Bronco car chase on the San Diego freeway. And with Michael, the allegations of child molestation sent his public image into the gutter for years. In the years before Simpson pleaded not guilty to murder charges, he was one of America's best examples of black athletic success. A former Heisman Trophy winner who went on to become a leading rusher in the NFL and encouraged legions of young black boys to aspire to be like number 32. Simpson was the ideal Hertz pitchman of his day, leaping over suitcases in the airport on his way to rental car endorsement riches. With his handsome, non-threatening all-American good looks and his pitch perfect diction, he charmed Americans into loving him. Finally a powerful black man who didn't scare them. Then came the murder charges, and predictably, he was finished -- just another black man with a police record and a mug shot. So too with Michael Jackson, the king of pop, who made his career singing tunes loved around the world. All it took was the allegation of child molestation for his transformation from black to white to revert him back to black again. We could stomach the eccentricity -- it was expected of superstars -- but not the allegations of criminal activity. Soon, Michael Jackson too was a black man with a police record and an embarrassing mug shot. Neither Simpson nor Jackson were ever convicted of the principal charges that led to their downfalls, but for many Americans they were convicted long ago in the court of public opinion, even if the nation's justice system failed to catch up with popular perception. Tiger's Descent/Ascent Into Blackness Now comes Tiger Woods, the quintessential post-racial superstar for the 21st century. With a mixed-race heritage and an unprecedented record of youthful success in golf, he charmed the pants off of businessmen and housewives alike. He wasn't really black, after all. That is, until he too was charged with breaking the rules of the social order. Accused of no crime and hospitalized after being attacked by his wife following the discovery of his infidelity, Woods's improbably squeaky clean image quickly tarnished under the shine of the Klieg lights. Even with no criminal record and no police mug shot, the most successful athlete in the world was reduced -- or reduced himself, depending on your opinion -- to a common thug. And so it comes as no surprise that Vanity Fair would depict Woods on its cover in the image of a criminal. Wearing a dark cap associated with burglars, he evokes the image of the menacing Negro. But pumping bicep curls shirtless and smileless, he also appears as the incarcerated black man wasting his time away in prison. To look at that image, there is no doubt as to which racial category he has been reassigned. Tiger Woods, like it or not, is now black. US Magazine The public shouldn't be so surprised by the Tiger Woods sex scandal, says Pulitzer Prize winner Buzz Bissinger. In February's Vanity Fair, Bissinger recalls a 1997 GQ interview that Woods gave when he was 21. The golfer, now 33, made a "series of profane quips" about women, sex and athletes that now provide "a sustained glimpse of the real Tiger Woods," writes Bissinger, who refers to Woods as a "sex addict." At one point, Woods said during the tape recorded interview: "What I can't figure out is why so many good-looking women hang around baseball and basketball. Is it because, you know, people always say that, like, black guys have big dicks?" Bissinger notes that during a photo shoot -- "where four women attended to his every need and flirted with him as he flirted back" -- Woods told a joke. He rubbed the tips of his shoes together and then asked the women, "What's this?" Woods then replied. "It's a black guy taking off his condom." Woods also cracked that lesbians are "faster" at sex than gay men because women "are always going 69," Bissinger notes. Bissinger writes that the interview "was the only honest and open one Woods has ever given. After that the steel wall of insulation came down, spearheaded by I.M.G.," his agency. Joe Logan, a co-founder of a Web site called MyPhillyGolf.com, tells Vanity Fair that Woods -- who has an estimated net worth of $600 million -- fraudulently created an image so he could earn as much money as possible through endorsements. "He held himself out to a higher standard he created and built and cashed in on," he tells the magazine. "Everyone feels duped and betrayed. It's not like some guy who got drunk and jumped in the sack with some waitress."
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