When it comes to the annals of "you can't make this shit up", nothing satisfies like Libertypost.whorg. Here's an idea, packrat, why don't you just NOT watch the fucking thing, you silly little nannygoat?
Of course, you virtually guaranteed that my TVs will be tuned into the program in HD, even the one in back where no one's watching. I'll be dedicating THAT set to the Wrong Reverend Bob Celesticle, who only uses his TV for previewing Christian Patriot movies.
I really shouldn't laugh this hard, but the post-surg drugs are awesome and the target environment is too rich.