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Title: Ten Thoughts to Ponder in 2010
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Published: Jan 14, 2010
Author: Who Knows?
Post Date: 2010-01-14 19:47:08 by 2big2fail
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Views: 114
Comments: 2

Number 10

Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die..

Number 8

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .

Number 7

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.

Number 6

Some people are like a Slinky … Not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.

Number 3

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2

In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2010

“Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers; What you do today may burn your ass Tomorrow

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#1. To: 2big2fail (#0)

#6 made me laugh out loud.

christine  posted on  2010-01-14   19:56:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

That's a keeper.

"Satan / Cheney in "08"

tom007  posted on  2010-01-14   20:31:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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