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Title: Ten Thoughts to Ponder in 2010
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Published: Jan 14, 2010
Author: Who Knows?
Post Date: 2010-01-14 19:47:08 by 2big2fail
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Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich . Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky … Not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? Number 2 In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. And The Number 1 Thought For 2010 “Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers; What you do today may burn your ass Tomorrow
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#1. To: 2big2fail (#0)
#6 made me laugh out loud.
That's a keeper.
"Satan / Cheney in "08"
#2. To: christine (#1)
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