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Title: Man Rips Off Friend’s Testicles In Foreplay
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URL Source: http://www.anorak.co.uk/236098/stra ... nds-testicles-in-foreplay.html
Published: Jan 15, 2010
Author: Jonah Falcon
Post Date: 2010-01-15 14:12:36 by Jethro Tull
Keywords: None
Views: 261
Comments: 8

Man Rips Off Friend57;s Testicles In Foreplay

testicles2 Man Rips Off Friends Testicles In Foreplay AT Dusseldorf district court, Hans O. is said to have torn off his friend Alexander J.’s testicles. It is said that Mr J. failed to respond to O’s fondling.

Jonah Falcon (Very NSFW)

The court is taken back to events on an afternoon in September 2009. We are in the centre of Neuss, a town near Dusseldorf. The men are drinking beer. Night falls. Mr O. becomes aroused.

He unbuttoned the trousers of his friend who was sleeping on the couch, and messed around with his genitals. When the fondling failed to provoke any physical response from Alexander, Hans became furious…

The prosecutor takes up the story:

“He twisted the scrotum repeatedly until it broke. Then he took the testicles and hurled them from the window.”

Penises: The World’s Biggest (NSFW)

Alexander O. awoke. He walked the two kilometres to his home. His mum called an ambulance. Police found the testicles on the roof.

Says the accused:

“I’m saying nothing else.”

Jonah Falcon (Very NSFW)


Poster Comment:

What a rude awakining, "I lost my balls, I lost my balls"...oh! there they are on the roof, well how did they get there....??? (he said in a high pitched voice)

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Hans O. is said to have torn off his friend Alexander J.’s testicles.

When ordinary torture-dungeons and sadomasochism just don't cut it any more you've got to step up your game.

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