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Title: Dear Pat Robertson,
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Published: Jan 16, 2010
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Post Date: 2010-01-16 18:34:10 by tom007
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Comments: 5

Dear Pat Robertson, I know that you know that all press is good press, so I appreciate the shout-out. And you make God look like a big mean bully who kicks people when they are down, so I'm all over that action. But when you say that Haiti has made a pact with me, it is totally humiliating. I may be evil incarnate, but I'm no welcher. The way you put it, making a deal with me leaves folks desperate and impoverished. Sure, in the afterlife, but when I strike bargains with people, they first get something here on earth -- glamour, beauty, talent, wealth, fame, glory, a golden fiddle. Those Haitians have nothing, and I mean nothing. And that was before the earthquake. Haven't you seen "Crossroads"? Or "Damn Yankees"? If I had a thing going with Haiti, there'd be lots of banks, skyscrapers, SUVs, exclusive night clubs, Botox -- that kind of thing. An 80 percent poverty rate is so not my style. Nothing against it -- I'm just saying: Not how I roll. You're doing great work, Pat, and I don't want to clip your wings -- just, come on, you're making me look bad. And not the good kind of bad. Keep blaming God. That's working. But leave me out of it, please. Or we may need to renegotiate your own contract. Best, Satan

LILY COYLE, MINNEAPOLIS

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#1. To: tom007 (#0)

brilliant! bump

Lod  posted on  2010-01-16   18:39:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: tom007 (#0)

so I'm all over that action. But when you say that Haiti has made a pact with me, it is totally humiliating.

That, coming from someone that never met a dictator he wouldn't do business with. I hear he just adores diamonds...


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PSUSA  posted on  2010-01-16   19:21:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: PSUSA (#2)

I hear he just adores diamonds...

Seems he used his "Operation Hope" or some such emo name as that to use his jets evidently given to him by Israel to fly some kind of diamond contraband equipment to the sweet Blood Diamonds folks in Africa.

What a Fraudster.

I'll go deaf waiting to hear other Christian "leaders" in the US denounce him.

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tom007  posted on  2010-01-16   19:26:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: tom007 (#0)

Oh... That is priceless.

It is better to be hated for what you are, than loved for what you are not. - Tommy The Mad Artist.

TommyTheMadArtist  posted on  2010-01-16   19:30:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: TommyTheMadArtist (#4)

Thought it was your type of humor when I posted it.

Have a great New Year.

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tom007  posted on  2010-01-16   19:51:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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