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Title: You might be a wingnut if...
Source: libertypost.org
URL Source: http://libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=281733&Disp=All
Published: Jan 17, 2010
Author: 4 givan 1
Post Date: 2010-01-17 21:22:15 by Itistoolate
Keywords: None
Views: 265
Comments: 6

Title: You might be a wingnut if...
Source: me
URL Source: http://none
Published: Jan 17, 2010
Author: me
Post Date: 2010-01-17 10:06:40 by 4 givan 1
Views: 346
Comments: 68

10. If you use "apostrophies" on either side of "words" that "normal people" wouldn't use.

9. If you believe that 90% or more of the problems in the world begin with Israel or the United States.

8. If you believe that George W Bush was a great President and an even better man.

7. If you believe that George W. Bush was Satan incarnate.

6. If you believe that Bush was an imbecile except when he planned and carried out the 9/11 terrorist attacks.

5. If you use the made up word "sheeple."

4. If you get sexually excited listening to or reading anything that Ron Paul has to say.

3. If you get your news from infowars, prisonplanet or anything that is remotely connected to Alex Jones.

My favorite two;

2. If no one that you dislike is ever allowed to change their mind, they are just two-faced.

1. If no one that you dislike is ever allowed to be wrong, they are just liars.

You might just be a wingnut. A barking moonbat. Someone that normal people laugh at once they've seen or heard your political POV. It would behoove you to do an in depth self analysis prior to sharing your thought (I'd add the s but who are we kidding here?) with the world again. Another course you might choose is to repeatedly strike yourself about the head with a shovel until you are either making sense or unconscious. Either result is acceptable.

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#1. To: Itistoolate (#0)

those of the short-bus site are sure grasping at straws to appear relevant in their quest to pedestal palin for giving non-substance answers to questions she can not comprehend. bandwidthwaster thinks himself a cleaver monkey who can only convey an idea by adding bits of text to photoshopped images and pinging the likes of ewecon, p-ratty and the rabid puppy for their screeches of approval to some how validate his efforts. the goofenheimers who make up the bulk of the short-bus site posters could keep sally in funds for decades if they could find a buyer for their extra chromosome.


computer counted ballots are ballots that have been counted in secret, and with all probability not the way one voted.

IRTorqued  posted on  2010-01-17   23:38:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: IRTorqued (#1)

the goofenheimers who make up the bulk of the short-bus site posters could keep sally in funds for decades if they could find a buyer for their extra chromosome.

Man, that's cold. Funny but cold.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2010-01-17   23:41:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: James Deffenbach (#2)

what can I say the retards bring it out in me as I'm usually nice and start those type statements with "I don't mean to sound rude but,".


computer counted ballots are ballots that have been counted in secret, and with all probability not the way one voted.

IRTorqued  posted on  2010-01-17   23:48:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: IRTorqued (#3)

I know you're a nice guy. I have known you for a long time, lost track of how many years but seems like I used to post with you as far back as FR and that has been a LONG TIME for me.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2010-01-17   23:51:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: James Deffenbach (#4)

yep some where around late '99 early 2000.


computer counted ballots are ballots that have been counted in secret, and with all probability not the way one voted.

IRTorqued  posted on  2010-01-17   23:53:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Itistoolate (#0)

You're definitely a wingnut if you look like this:


The only real restraint on gummints is people who say "live free or die" ... and mean it. - Enderby

Critter  posted on  2010-01-18   5:10:08 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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