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Title: The Tasler™ for KIDS!: Guarantees you'll have children that obey every command!
Source: sandman.com
URL Source: http://www.sandman.com/taseler.html
Published: Jan 31, 2010
Author: na
Post Date: 2010-01-31 00:39:48 by bluegrass
Keywords: None
Views: 205
Comments: 3

...Specially engineered for children. Has a lower voltage output, and smaller barbed spikes than the popular adult model compliance tool. Barbed Spikes are easily removed without tools!

40,000 Volts are sent through the Barbed Spikes, guaranteeing compliance from even the most unruly children who just won't listen.

Imagine their surprise the first time they say NO, and you show them how well the Taseler™ for KIDS works!

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freepatriot32  posted on  2010-01-31   0:46:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Middle school teachers are rushing in orders as we speak.....the lines are busy....the Taseler has a three week back order as orders to increase production push the work day for Chinese factory workers up to 16 per day.

"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations

abraxas  posted on  2010-01-31   0:49:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Are batteries included?

wudidiz  posted on  2010-01-31   1:36:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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