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Title: Do You Own a Demon-Possessed Ford?
Source:
Ford Public Relations
URL Source: http://www.ford.com
Published: Feb 3, 2010
Author: Rabbi Essostein
Post Date: 2010-02-03 14:19:50 by Esso
Keywords: None
Views: 619
Comments: 22
Do You Own a Demon-Possessed Ford Vehicle? At Ford Motor Company we are determined not to make the same mistakes that the PR department at Toyota made by admitting to possible defects in our products where none exist. Acting-President Rahm "Never let a crisis go to waste" Emmanuel has seized on the media-generated hysteria over "Demon-Possessed Toyotas" to put Government Motor's (GM) leading competetor, out of business. Ford is the #2 threat to a Federal Government Motor Monopoly, and we're scared. So, at Ford, we're going to make it easy on you retards who are too stupid to chew gum and walk at the same time that have gotten caught up in the demon-possessed automobile hysteria. All you have to do is take your "demon-possessed" Ford, Lincoln or Mercury car and paperwork into any Ford dealer, walk into the showroom, and yell, "I'M A MORON AND I WANT MY MONEY BACK!" We will immediately issue you a check for the full value of your vehicle, no questions asked, and sell it to someone who is not a moron that is too stupid to drive. At Ford, we pride ourselves on our quality engineering & construction, and quite frankly, we don't want 'tards in our products. At Ford, getting idiots out of our cars is now Job #1. We don't want to give the government any reason to put us out of business because you're stupid. Rememember: "I'M A MORON AND I WANT MY MONEY BACK!" Now, go wipe the drool off your chin.
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#2. To: Esso (#0)
I would LOVE to own a demon-possessed Ford: (For Lod: a Ford GT-40)
Well, yeah, but you're not a tard. NO F40 FOR YOU!
#4. To: Essostein, X-15, drivers (#3)
The only stimulus $$ we'll ever see.
Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
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#3. To: X-15 (#2)
I would LOVE to own a demon-possessed Ford:
Replies to Comment # 3. here's a link to the place my brother and I purchased our free (thanks to the kenyan's full-price rebate) Golf Cars -
#5. To: Esso (#3)
NO F40 FOR YOU!
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