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Title: Do You Own a Demon-Possessed Ford?
Source: Ford Public Relations
URL Source: http://www.ford.com
Published: Feb 3, 2010
Author: Rabbi Essostein
Post Date: 2010-02-03 14:19:50 by Esso
Keywords: None
Views: 583
Comments: 22

Do You Own a Demon-Possessed Ford Vehicle?

At Ford Motor Company we are determined not to make the same mistakes that the PR department at Toyota made by admitting to possible defects in our products where none exist.

Acting-President Rahm "Never let a crisis go to waste" Emmanuel has seized on the media-generated hysteria over "Demon-Possessed Toyotas" to put Government Motor's (GM) leading competetor, out of business. Ford is the #2 threat to a Federal Government Motor Monopoly, and we're scared.

So, at Ford, we're going to make it easy on you retards who are too stupid to chew gum and walk at the same time that have gotten caught up in the demon-possessed automobile hysteria.

All you have to do is take your "demon-possessed" Ford, Lincoln or Mercury car and paperwork into any Ford dealer, walk into the showroom, and yell,

"I'M A MORON AND I WANT MY MONEY BACK!"

We will immediately issue you a check for the full value of your vehicle, no questions asked, and sell it to someone who is not a moron that is too stupid to drive.

At Ford, we pride ourselves on our quality engineering & construction, and quite frankly, we don't want 'tards in our products.

At Ford, getting idiots out of our cars is now Job #1. We don't want to give the government any reason to put us out of business because you're stupid. Rememember:

"I'M A MORON AND I WANT MY MONEY BACK!"

Now, go wipe the drool off your chin.

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#2. To: Esso (#0)

I would LOVE to own a demon-possessed Ford:

(For Lod: a Ford GT-40)

X-15  posted on  2010-02-03   15:06:10 ET  (1 image) Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Esso will prolly call me gay, but I have a 1:25 model of a GT40, number 98. White all over with black hood. I built that sucker more than a decade ago and it's still holding together, all the other models I've built are long gone.

Dakmar  posted on  2010-02-03   15:49:46 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

I built that sucker more than a decade ago...

What? Are you too cheap to hire a Chink to do your manual labor?

Are you gay or sumpthin'?

Esso  posted on  2010-02-03   15:56:59 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#10. To: Esso (#9)

Chinks stole my paint job, which I gotta say looks about as butch as I can muster, eh?

Dakmar  posted on  2010-02-03 16:00:43 ET  (1 image) Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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