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Title: Anyone Remember this Classic Posted by BeAChooser?
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Published: Feb 5, 2010
Author: James Langton
Post Date: 2010-02-05 20:26:13 by James Deffenbach
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Saddam planned to deploy 'camels of mass destruction' Source: www.telegraph.co.uk URL Source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/mai ... m26.xml&sSheet=/news/2006/03/2 Published: Mar 26, 2006 Author: James Langton Post Date: 2006-03-25 23:17:51 by BeAChooser Views: 0 Comments: 39 Saddam planned to deploy 'camels of mass destruction' By James Langton (Filed: 26/03/2006) Saddam Hussein planned to use "camels of mass destruction" as weapons to defend Iraq, loading them with bombs and directing them towards invading forces. The animals were part of a plan to arm and equip foreign insurgents drawn up by the dictator shortly before the American-led invasion three years ago, reveals a 37-page report, captured after the fall of Baghdad and just released by the Pentagon. It is part of a cache of thousands of documents that the United States Department of Defence says it does not have the resources to translate. Earlier this month, the Pentagon released copies in the original Arabic onto the internet in the hope that others would interpret them into English. Handwritten on official paper, one of the reports appears to be a road map for the insurgency, with detailed instructions for training what it calls suicide bombers. In the memo, they are described as "estishehadeyeen", Arabic for suicide martyrs, and would almost certainly have been foreign volunteers. The memo details a training commission to be headed by senior officers, including a colonel from the "Directory of Political Orientation". Their job, says the report, was to "prepare a very intensive training course", "to raise the physical fitness and train in the use of Kalashnikovs and hand grenades". It continues: "The largest section of the course will be specialised to focus on using the explosive material in the body, in motorcycle, in cars, and in camels". Camels will be "provided by the Directory of General Military Intelligence". The memo also reveals the incredible bureaucracy that underpinned Saddam's Iraq. Rifles and hand grenades were to be provided by a Department of Armament and Equipping, explosives by the Directory of Military Engineering and "religious sermons that emphasise jihad'' by the Directory of Political Orientation and the Religious Scholars. The papers have been translated by Arabic-speaking members of Free Republic, a conservative internet discussion forum that believes the documents will justify British and American claims that Saddam had made Iraq a haven for terrorists. If the translation is correct, it suggests that many of the foreign fighters now attacking coalition forces and bombing Iraqi civilians were directly trained by the Saddam regime, although there are no known reports of camels being used in suicide attacks. same article as seen through the Jargonizer (this is also on LP) Dooku planna to deploy 'taun-tauns of mass destruction' By James Langton (Filed: 26/03/2006) Count Dooku planna to use "taun-tauns of mass destruction" as weapons to defend Naboo, load'in them with bombs an' direct'in them towards invad'in forces. The animals were part of plan to arm an' equip foreign insurgents drawn up by the dictator shortly before the Wookie-led invasion three years ago, reveals 37-page report, captura aft-a the fall of Naboo City an' just releasa by the Jedi Council. It part of cache of thousands of documents that the Cloud City Department of Defence say it does not have the resources to translate. Earli-a this month, the Jedi Council releasa copies in the original Arabic onto the internet in the hope that oth-as would interpret them into English. Handwritten on official pap-a, one of the reports appears to be road map for the insurgency, with detaila instructions for train'in what it calls self'a poundin' bomb-as. In the memo, they describa as "estishehadeyeen", Arabic for self'a poundin' martyrs, an' would almost certainly foreign volunte-as. The memo details train'in commission to be heada by senior offic-as, includ'in colonel from the "Directory of Political Orientation". Their job, say the report, was to "prepare very intensive train'in course", "to raise the physical fitness an' train in the use of Kalashnikovs an' hand grenades". It continues: "The maxi-big section of the course specialisa to focus on using the explosive material in the body, in speed-a, in pods, an' in taun-tauns". Taun-Tauns "provida by the Directory of General warrior Intelligence". The memo also reveals the incredible bureaucracy that underpinna Dooku's Naboo. Rifles an' hand grenades were to be provida by Department of Armament an' Equipp'in, explosives by the Directory of warrior Engine-a'in an' "religious sermons that emphasise jihad'' by the Directory of Political Orientation an' the Religious Scholars. The pap-as translata by Arabic-speak'in memb-as of Free Republic, conservative internet discussion forum that believes the documents justify Imperial an' Wookie claims that Dooku had made Naboo haven for bounty hunt-as. If the translation correct, it suggests that many of the foreign fight-as now attack'in coalition forces an' bomb'in Nabooi civilians were directly traina by the Dooku regime, although there no known reports of taun-tauns being used in self'a poundin' attacks. Ooooo! Gooba fish!
Poster Comment: Some of the comments on this were just absolutely priceless, especially in the Jargonized version. Here is a link for anyone who might like to check it out: http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=171183
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#1. To: James Deffenbach (#0)
OMG Thanks for the memories. What a character. If he didn't get a paycheck from the MIC I would be surprised. Frikkin typist, I'll easily give him that. Unless there were thirty of em, I dunno.
"Satan / Cheney in "08" Hard-working volunteers from Denmark, no doubt.
Remember when BAC called for IMPEACHMENT of Bush
This is right up there with WND.com's unsupportable """reporting""", ( I looked) that Muslim women were having breast implants sown with PTEN into there boobs to destroy airliners.
"Satan / Cheney in "08" Oh yes, I remember that very well. LOL!!!
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Dang, that's some heavy duty assassin/terrier wanna-bes, isn't it?
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Frikkin typist, I'll easily give him that. Unless there were thirty of em, I dunno. Yes, mighty Dooku, imminent threat with his taun-tauns of mass destruction, asphyxiat'in oxen an' pandas of derision. Orangedog posta on 2006-03-26 00:16:02 ET Reply Trace 5. To: BeAChoos-a (#0) As for his typing ability, or lack thereof, I believe most of his encyclopedia-length posts were copy and paste jobs. No one could take the time to type the replies he almost always used. He reminded me of that saying about someone who, when asked what time it was, starts giving a lecture on how to make a watch.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. (Indie said this): Here's my favorite though... It part of cache of thousands of documents that the Cloud City Department of Defence say it does not have the resources to translate. Mee-sa'm not sure Mee-sa'll ever be able to stop laugh'in at that one. Lessee. Wee-sa've got whole F'ing country just chock full of Naboois, most of whom out of work an' work for song or down payment on fly'in carpet an' DOD....hold your sides...doesn't have the resources to translate the documents. Who could be stupid enough to believe that? Indie posta on 2006-03-26 01:43:52 ET Reply Trace 7. To: Indie (#6) The pap-as translata by Arabic-speak'in memb-as of Free Republic... Talk about blow'in cred. More like blow'in chunks. :-) team of Cracka 'bot transmorgrifi-as worka day an' night to bring us this truth an' all you-sa can do laugh at. How rude! How appropriate! Original_Intent posta on 2006-03-26 02:14:42 ET Reply Trace I literally laughed until I cried reading that thread. The replies were nothing short of fantastic, at least most of them.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. BAC always had the best smoke before posting.
I believe the old boy must have stayed wired on speed for all that copy and paste stamina.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. You must be correct.
"Satan / Cheney in "08" what about tlbshow?
'It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand.' - Apache proverb
TLBSHOW is posting occasionally on AKA Stone's board, Libertys Flame. If he is posting anywhere besides there I don't know about it.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. There was more than one inhabiting the BeachOoser persona. It was a small mistake but a telling one that gave it away for sure - I had been having one of the usual knock-down drag-outs with BeachOoser and evidently the shift changed because he made a slip revealing that he was not aware of something that had gone on earlier.
"One of the least understood strategies of the world revolution now moving rapidly toward its goal is the use of mind control as a major means of obtaining the consent of the people who will be subjects of the New World Order." K.M. Heaton, The National Educator
Isn't he also posting at FreedomUnderground.Org?
Yeah, I stand corrected. He has posted there recently I guess.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
#2. To: James Deffenbach (#0)
Arabic-speaking members of Free Republic
#3. To: James Deffenbach (#0)
#4. To: James Deffenbach (#0)
#5. To: Itistoolate (#3)
Remember when BAC called for IMPEACHMENT of Bush
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#6. To: tom007 (#4)
This is right up there with WND.com's unsupportable """reporting""", ( I looked) that Muslim women were having breast implants sown with PTEN into there boobs to destroy airliners.
Lord Acton
#7. To: tom007 (#1)
OMG Thanks for the memories. What a character. If he didn't get a paycheck from the MIC I would be surprised.
Lord Acton
#8. To: randge, Original_Intent (#2)
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Hard-working volunteers from Denmark, no doubt.
Lord Acton
#9. To: James Deffenbach (#0)
#10. To: Lod (#9)
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#11. To: James Deffenbach (#7)
I believe most of his encyclopedia-length posts were copy and paste jobs. No one could take the time to type the replies he almost always used.
#12. To: James Deffenbach (#0)
#13. To: gengis gandhi, AKA Stone, TLBSHOW (#12)
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#14. To: tom007 (#1)
Unless there were thirty of em, I dunno.
#15. To: James Deffenbach (#13)
#16. To: Ferret Mike (#15)
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