Some assholes have been known to masturbate in front of a woman corrections officer to screw with her. That is criminal behavior I find disgusting, and the worst I've done is act like a nudist.
How do you know so much about "cell-behaviour?"
I want to review your personal police records in publick. If, you show yours ... I shall show mine.
"The most terrifying words in the English language are, I'm from the government and I am here to help." -- Ronald Reagan, circa 1976
Well Buck, I do not have much cell time. And I sure don't think that in the context of a jail or prison population I would do well.
In the context of the SERE course, (Survival Evasion Resistance and Evasion), my making waves is never recommended; not if you want to survive the experience of incarceration in a place they do not abide by the Geneva Convention guidelines for prisoners of war.
One thing the SERE course and my four day stint in the Pierce County Correctional Confinement Facility taught me is my claustrophobia would probably have me insane in short order if locked up.
And I would have to shut-up, be as unassuming and private as possible and not make waves.
I have no criminal record, I do not steal, scam, or hurt people. I am very intelligent and have heard many things, including things from friends who worked in the psychiatric hospital ward that used to be at the Lane County Jail.
If you ever come up to Lane County/Eugene, I would be happy to introduce you to reputable people who would laugh their ass off at your inquiries about my possible criminal record.
Think about it Buck, I am on line here in my own name and you could get copies of every newspaper article about me upon contacting the Register Guard in Eugene or the Oregonian in Portland.
If I were a criminal, it would show there. Instead you would get pieces with some nice things said about me. The only articles in which a crime is mentioned and I am in them is when I was a youth working at 7 Eleven and got robbed.
In any event, I do believe people's criminal records are public record, so again, knock yourself out and do a background check on me. I have nothing to hide, and would only want to provide the meal of crow for you to dine on.
Actually Buck, I am at a public venue at a counter which is three inches thick made of old growth Douglas Fir. I am WiFi-ing listening to a sexy lady sing marvelously, eating organic pizza, and otherwise enjoying life.
If there is a pretty geisha in it, I'll open any kamona. As for my personal life, I have said nothing to compromise a thing I need to worry about.
I am in a city I am well known in Buck, anything I have said anyone could find out quickly if they were here. At the same time, good luck finding me if I don't want to be found, and good luck looking for me without me finding you first. ;-)
What is with you Buck? First off, I am Wiccan, I don't believe in 'sin.' I don't 'confess,' I talk about life and mention aspects of my own along with that.
You have your posting style and affectations around it, and I have mine. I gave up both LP and FR a long time ago as a very bad waste of time as far as that place you mention goes.
It should be obvious to you I don't agree with the fear thing people have about talking about themselves on line. It is a way fascism begins and is nourished at home.
I don't fuck around in any event. To many STDs around for that.
Buck, when you get arrested and spend a night and are put in isolation because you are stubborn and not buying the program, you have a person in charge of that area who has to monitor what you do 24 hours a day.
And at the Lane County jail, a woman gets sheets put on the door to preserve her from casual view if she does not want to don the duds. With men, nobody gives a shit there if they see you.
And most people into nudity do it with no fucking sexual connotation to it. I go to the hot springs, the skinny dipping area on the Coastal fork of the Willamette river and belong to Willamette-tans which is a nudist resort.
I just don't give a shit if I am seen naked, and it was high comedy for me to have these Lane County Deputies try to humiliate me as they did.
I am a pagan Buck, the Adam and Eve ashamed at the body thing does not wash with me.
I do draw the line at the naked bicycle ride events locally. Just so you know I do have my limits. Cops ride along and monitor, and if things ever went south at one of those, I want my pants on. ;-D
"What is that some sort of badge concealing responsible behaviour?"
Buck, it is LEGAL for women to go topless here in Eugene, AND THEY DO! I live and work and play in the Whiteaker Neighborhood and I am hardly on the cutting edge of body awareness here. We have many women who don't do the rediculous body shaving rituals common around the country, and dreadlocks are very common.
Eugene is a place one can wear their pajamas or go out in drag on the street and nobody would bat an eye. I find it hard to understand your consternation in other words.
Often I wear a hemp skirt over my pants if it is chilly out, nobody gives a rip. I know I sure don't. I mean, it's not like I would be doing something that would stand out locally.
Your humour is destructive. Are you aware of the lowered ratings this website has become for your self admitted socially-irresponsible behaviour? More than that, I have word that the federal government is seeking warrants for folks like you.
"The most terrifying words in the English language are, I'm from the government and I am here to help." -- Ronald Reagan, circa 1976
Get a grip Buck. What's so socially responsible about tying a strip of cloth around your neck as a male giving another a tool to use to strangle the crap out of you? What is so sanctimonious about combing out hair, shaving the armpits and legs if one is female?
Did you know most men in the world wear non-bifurcated garments? Are you hung up about tattoos, scarification and piercings too?
I don't give a rip if you are totally mortified by thoughts of people not dressing/undressing or screwing only in the dark.
I take issue with bad conduct, not nakedness or fashion or style of clothing, jewelry or body art. I would beat the crap out of anyone hurting a woman or child. But merely being naked at Cougar Hot Springs or in a lawn chair at the designated place on the Willamette River means nothing bad, scandalous or strange.
Heh, I am very much in touch with reality, buddy. I am out of touch with a fun, large, fully and truly open forum. Thus I am not doing near as much posting as I once did.
The weather here is crappy though, not enough rain and it's too warm too early. And I can see the signs of that pollution that drifts in from Asia all too well.
The jail thing is very much one of the reasons I teach tree (and rock) climbing more then I do it these days. I am 55 Buck, and it's getting more fun to talk about some things I did that are intensely demanding physically then actually do them as much or deeply as I once did.
I am getting ready to take classes once again to polish up some work skills that will have me doing even less work outdoors which I prefer.
But hey, if I can increase my income back to the level it was when I could afford to fly as many hours a week as I once did, that will make the trade off worthwhile. I miss the days I was one of the owners of Cessna 172.
I am worried about you, Mike. For years we have known each other on the Internet and shared thoughts about the world around us.
But, when you admittedly expose yourself in a jail cell to others ...... I am thinking who is this guy? what is he? does he really share values with me? HOW DID HE GET HERE?
"Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves." -- Ronald Reagan, circa 1977
Dude, I would of preferred to have been left alone in my clothes. I was smart enough not to fight those assholes like they wanted mee too, and vindictively and intensely angry enough to refuse their clothes and stay naked as the only way I could pay them back for fucking with me.
And I didn't ask for a woman to be in charge of MI that night, and all I did was spend hours pacing the cell like a caged animal.
Had they asked, I likely that day would of done the dress down and put on their silly green suit for the night, but no, they had to play games and fuck with me.
I have always been intense and up for any kind of scrap if fucked with, and that night after that protest was no exception.
I got rid of the mattress too and refused to eat any of their crap and was of course released the next day because all we did was trespass and disrupt the day before.
Had I done a real crime and faced an extended stay, I would of likely just been more stoic about it and kept a low profile after they played their silly domination and intimidation game.
You surprise me by even suspecting I was being anything but the intense, loud, combative in a way I don't get charges pinned on me for it, lovable activist I usually am when doing non-violent civil disobedience.
Cut that out, you are being very exasperating. I feel like I am trying to explain the obvious to a five year old.
"Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves." -- Ronald Reagan, circa 1977
Moral principles? Ethical conduct? Personal objectivity? Responsible behaviour?
"Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves." -- Ronald Reagan, circa 1977
Especially when one is ignoring they are nude dealing with fascist jail shit, or at a place that is clothing optional anyway.
Hey, I don't do the naked bike rides naked because I don't impose nudity on those who go someplace where they will run into it, and in the case of a jail situation with a limited number of tactics to screw with those screwing with you, you don't have many options.
I am a very civil person. I have been at the Cougar hot springs and when a person has come ahead of their party and asked nicely for those there to minimally dress as there are kids or old folks who can't deal with it well and complied.
I realize live has elements of negotiating with others that mean giving in a little bit to enhance their comfort level.
A good example of this is I am here over explaining this to an apparently clueless Buck because I like the guy and am incredulous he is clueless about what I am saying. It's not how I want to spend the morning, I'll tell you that.
Where is the concept of human dignity? Are you QUICK to say he has no shame?
"Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves." -- Ronald Reagan, circa 1977
No, as in a fucking answer as to whether or not I am a felon, dammit.
So today is a nice day in Eugene, Oregon. Are you planning on walking the streets to expose yourself in publick because you think America needs to see your genitals?
"Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves." -- Ronald Reagan, circa 1977
You are a fucking lewd contributor to society with ZERO morals. I didn't realize this about you.
I always took your comments in the greatest sense of responsible behaviour ... that is to say, ensuring you have made a dignified point of view.
Go FUCK a tree.
"Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves." -- Ronald Reagan, circa 1977
You have no moral character. You have no serious principles anchoring your life and those around you. You are a monster to everything I know about the world.
Consider this: change your fucking web name to "Michael the asshole." That way, I know right away to share thoughts and considerate dialogue because if you had any sense of truth about your own behaviour, I wouldn't chat with you.
"Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves." -- Ronald Reagan, circa 1977
The only reason we are not into fascism is because of responsible individualism which has not been totally consumed into government directives is because, for the most part, Americans are personally responsible for their own actions.
"Michael the asshole" is not responsible for anything other than showing his groin in a jail-cell.
"Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves." -- Ronald Reagan, circa 1977
I strongly disagree with Mike on a number of points, and my language gets a bit strong at times, as does Mike's at times.
But buck, I think that you've become a bit too personally vituperative on this thread. You might consider taking a rest.
At this point, there are no longer any issues worthy of keeping in play here, given the purposes of a forum dedicated to the discussion of political and social issues.
One thing about that Buck, I was able to don me duds upon release the next day. And all those jailers were still fat as hogs regardless of what they wore.
So on the balance of things, I was better off then those hating and baiting me. ;- )