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Title: Caption This Pic (What's Dubya Counting?)
Source: F Christian's Diseased Mind!
URL Source: http://N/A
Published: Sep 8, 2005
Author: Moi
Post Date: 2005-09-08 18:12:27 by Jhoffa_
Keywords: Counting?), Caption, (Whats
Views: 330
Comments: 8

Now, obviously Cheney is teaching Dubya how to count..

The $64,000.00 Question: What's he counting?

A) The number of heterosexual males in his administration?

B) The number of sex changes his mother has undergone?

C) His military losses?

D) The number of voters who want him to run for a third term?

E) His IQ?

F) The total number of lives FEMA has saved in New Orleans?

G) The number of Masters Degrees his father purchased for him?

H) How many times he dodged the draft?

I) Karl Roves weight, divided by 1000?

J) How Many Supports He has left?

K) His approval rating?

L) Rumsfeld's Marbles?

M) How many times he jumped between Karl & the buffet? (1 image)

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#4. To: Jhoffa_ (#0)

they caught me digging in my nose...
that's what they'll think if I don't come up with a plan...
they are always thinking...
why can't they be more like me...
act first, think later...
must hide it from camera...
must not panic...
must not let anger rule my thoughts...
damn media trying to get me to panic...
damn it...
coming back from commercial break and still have no plan...
those bastards set me up...
i've still got the finger near my nose...
why didn't i move it away...
what the hell am i going to do...
what's that, cheney shouting something at me...
of course...
use a finger to point...
there is still time...
which finger though...
why didn't cheney tell me...
now i need a plan to pick a finger...
i can do this...
i'm thinking of a number...
seven...
one, two, four, five, six...
i'm out of fingers...
quick, think of another number...
four, i'll point with the 4th finger...
one, two, four...
is the thumb a finger...
there's no time to think...
damn it...
i forgot three...
i misunderestimated my ability to count...
it is too late now...
i'm pointing...
mission accomplished...

markm0722  posted on  2005-09-08   18:56:26 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#5. To: markm0722 (#4)

LOL!

Jhoffa_  posted on  2005-09-08 19:32:57 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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