Now, obviously Cheney is teaching Dubya how to count..
The $64,000.00 Question: What's he counting?
A) The number of heterosexual males in his administration?
B) The number of sex changes his mother has undergone?
C) His military losses?
D) The number of voters who want him to run for a third term?
E) His IQ?
F) The total number of lives FEMA has saved in New Orleans?
G) The number of Masters Degrees his father purchased for him?
H) How many times he dodged the draft?
I) Karl Roves weight, divided by 1000?
J) How Many Supports He has left?
K) His approval rating?
L) Rumsfeld's Marbles?
M) How many times he jumped between Karl & the buffet?