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Title: One reason to say yes to lap dancing..
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wasn't me!!!!
URL Source: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/odd_stri ... oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl
Published: Sep 8, 2005
Author: Not me either
Post Date: 2005-09-08 20:13:09 by tom007
Keywords: dancing.., reason
Views: 543
Comments: 24
One reason to say yes to lap dancing.. Fri Sep 2, 6:59 PM ET LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - An angry San Diego topless dancer pulled out a knife and stabbed a customer after he refused a lap dance, police said on Thursday. ADVERTISEMENT Lawanda Dixon, 24, was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon shortly after the altercation with 33-year-old Melik Jordan at the Dream Girls Cabaret early on Wednesday, San Diego police Det. Gary Hassen said. "He was in the club with some friends watching the shows when she came up and asked if he wanted a lap dance," Hassen said. "He said no, she got upset about it, they argued back and forth. She pulled knife out of her bag and stabbed him." Dixon was taken into custody and police found methamphetamine in a small metal container in Dixon's bag, Hassen said, adding that she may face drug charges. Officers also confiscated a small folding knife. Jordan was treated for his injuries and released by a local hospital. * Email Story * IM Story * Discuss * Printable View RECOMMEND THIS STORY Recommend It: Average (590 votes) 3.5 stars » Recommended Stories Odd News * Thief nabbed after online sale to victim Reuters * Forensic TV shows help criminals escape police? Reuters * Inspired by wheelbarrow, BIC sells 100 billionth pen Reuters * Fake Viagra gang busted Reuters * Man charged after pushing flight attendant Reuters Most Viewed: Odd News * Thief nabbed after online sale to victim Reuters * Forensic TV shows help criminals escape police? Reuters * Man charged after pushing flight attendant Reuters * Chinese Eatery Sold Donkey in Tiger Urine AP * Landlord Sues Restaurateurs Over Ghosts AP An angry San Diego topless dancer pulled out a knife and stabbed a customer after he refused a lap dance, police said on Thursday. 'He was in the club with some friends watching the shows when she came up and asked if he wanted a lap dance,' San Diego police Det. Gary Hassen said. 'He said no, she got upset about it, they argued back and forth. She pulled knife out of her bag and stabbed him.' A go-go dancer performs in New York. (FShannon Stapleton/Reuters)
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#1. To: tom007 (#0)
Shit. Here's my dollar.
"Bout time you paid up!
Cough.
Prostate's OK, sir.
She dosn't haven't anything over Christine or Zipporah, by a long shot. And I would be surprised if the lady ran an a website. Other than that............
"Other than the need to appear in the sultry looks and dress" Did not mean to equate Z and C with this lady. At all.
we're flattered, tom! ;)
"You can do everything for other countries but you can't do nothing for your own people. You can go overseas with the military but you can't get them down here."~~New Orleaner
Okay, there are only two things I can think of when it comes to refusing a lapdance. 1. Said Dancer is not only ugly, but is called by Zoologists, and Anthropologists "Bronto-Sapien" 2. The Man is Gay, and wouldn't appreciate a pair of tits to save his life. There's always the default, "I Aint Got No Money", Or "I Just Made The Trailer Payment", and that will usually send a dancer running to the hills. I'm of the mind, that if you have to pay to see women naked, it's time to give up. I mean, there are plenty of available women out there willing to get naked, and have sex. I have women chasing me all the time. "Hey, Do you want your change?" "Hey... You gave me a Ten, Not a Twenty!" "You forgot your Fries Mister". I have women after me at every turn, but I ignore them. There are plenty of attainable, available women out there for a man to love, live with, and exploit. If you don't want a commitment, there are plenty of single women out there who have no desire to hook up with you anyway. Not to mention there's a thing called the internet where ugly people aren't prohibited from posting their amateur pictures.
#2. To: lodwick (#1)
#3. To: tom007 (#2)
Lap Dancers & "Escorts"
#4. To: lodwick (#3)
#5. To: tom007 (#4)
Cough.
#6. To: tom007 (#4)
#7. To: All (#6)
She dosn't haven't anything over Christine or Zipporah, by a long shot.
#8. To: tom007 (#7)
#9. To: tom007 (#0)
 | So many morons, so few bullets. |
#10. To: tom007, lodwick, TommyTheMadArtist (#0)
I found out where to place the Energy Patches to outperform viagra. Tommy, where's all those loose women you're talking about. I sure as hell can't find any of them.
* Fake Viagra gang busted Reuters *
"But what is Hope? Nothing but the paint on the face of Existence; the least touch of truth rubs it off, and then we see what a hollow-cheeked harlot we have got hold of." Lord Byron
#11. To: BTP Holdings (#10)
Here in Minneapolis, there are more women than men. We have a high contingent of gay people which skews that fact even higher. Straight single women are always on the prowl, because landing a straight man is harder than it looks apparently. I've been propositioned a few times, and I'm not even attractive. I got hit on at Borders by a woman who works there, in front of my WIFE. Let me tell you, that did not go over well, because she talked to me like my wife wasn't even there, and when I told her, "I don't think my wife would appreciate me dating", the counter person didn't seem to care! My wife had this look of outright incredulty. Personally, I was shocked, because if this woman is desperate for a man like me... She's definitely not the kind of woman I'd want.
| So many morons, so few bullets. |
#12. To: BTP Holdings (#10)
guess you'll be headin' north? :P
"You can do everything for other countries but you can't do nothing for your own people. You can go overseas with the military but you can't get them down here."~~New Orleaner
#13. To: christine (#12)
I figure when the end of the world comes, I'll be a prize. Not only am I smart, witty, and good with my hands... I can make stuff, fix stuff, hunt, fish, purify water, and... play the piano.
| So many morons, so few bullets. |
#14. To: christine (#12)
The next road trip I make will be for hunting season in about six weeks. If I could figure out a way to get up north for a few weeks I would do it. Can't manage without any cash, though. Maybe I'll just do a search on a coupleof those single sites I'm on and see if I can find one who wants to travel. Come pick me up and let's go. ;0)
guess you'll be headin' north? :P
"But what is Hope? Nothing but the paint on the face of Existence; the least touch of truth rubs it off, and then we see what a hollow-cheeked harlot we have got hold of." Lord Byron
#15. To: TommyTheMadArtist (#13)
and you like cats.
"You can do everything for other countries but you can't do nothing for your own people. You can go overseas with the military but you can't get them down here."~~New Orleaner
#16. To: TommyTheMadArtist (#11)
I can concur with that.
She's definitely not the kind of woman I'd want.
#17. To: tom007, all here (#6)
Friday night lap dance bump, for no really good reason, other than I'm sick of what's going on in our country, and a little kittycat is about the best distraction that I can congure. Cheers, all.
#18. To: lodwick (#17)
Amen...bring'em on...
“kol Yisrael areivim zeh b’zeh"
#19. To: TommyTheMadArtist (#11)
;-) Reminds me of Mr.Marx' line, that, "Any country club that would have me as a member, I wouldn't want to join."
Personally, I was shocked, because if this woman is desperate for a man like me... She's definitely not the kind of woman I'd want.
#20. To: lodwick (#17)
I have two cats, and neither one are that attractive, but they are a distraction, especially when they're on furniture or shelving that they shouldn't be.
| So many morons, so few bullets. |
#21. To: TommyTheMadArtist (#9)
Another subscriber of the "leave 'em sticky, broke and confused" theory. Welcome home, brother!
There are plenty of attainable, available women out there for a man to love, live with, and exploit.
"If you're not cynical, then you're not paying attention."
#22. To: orangedog (#21)
Hey... Again, if a woman doesn't have the kind of self-respect to keep her out of my reach, then... Well... Um.... Wait, I probably should stop there. If I get a divorce, I may need to hook up with some other single chick with no self-respect or esteem.
| So many morons, so few bullets. |
#23. To: TommyTheMadArtist, BTP Holdings (#11)
I live in the Northern VA/DC area, and that's a disaster for a single man. What single women there are here are generally angry at the world, and I'm in it. O' course I'm butt ugly which doesn't help. Usually if I'm hit on it's by a single mother attracted to my steady paycheck.
Here in Minneapolis, there are more women than men.
#24. To: alpowolf (#23)
Play hard to want, not hard to get. That will usually get rid of the riff raff.
| So many morons, so few bullets. |
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