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Title: Women As Explained By Engineers
Source:
Beyond The Invisible
URL Source: http://bethei.blogspot.com/2008/02/ ... as-explained-by-engineers.html
Published: Feb 6, 2008
Author: rnold
Post Date: 2010-02-20 20:49:13 by Itistoolate
Keywords: None
Views: 329
Comments: 23
How will it look like if engineers explain women? This is not just funny! 
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#1. To: Itistoolate (#0)
"With respect to the words general welfare, I have always regarded them as qualified by the detail of powers connected with them. To take them in a literal and unlimited sense would be a metamorphosis of the Constitution into a character which there is a host of proofs was not contemplated by its creators." Sigh... this is relieving to know I'm not the only one that sees it like that.
Surface appears "fine", but is in fact angry underneath.
Has martial law been discreetly declared in Ireland? http://www.rte.ie/news/2010/0114/garda.html "The Emergency Response Unit have been deployed at checkpoints in Dublin over the coming weeks as part of a garda initiative against gang-related crime." one good point: there are no women SWAT teams
Yes.. when someone refuses to come out with their hands up... the female SWAT say "fine" and turn their backs... lol
Has martial law been discreetly declared in Ireland? http://www.rte.ie/news/2010/0114/garda.html "The Emergency Response Unit have been deployed at checkpoints in Dublin over the coming weeks as part of a garda initiative against gang-related crime." lol.......having spent a bit of time with engineers, I can testify that they really aren't that good at explaining things. However, they can be quite funny. (no offense to 4um engineers) Unless, of course, one of you happen to be a Ford engineer, then I might have a few complaints and I cannot promise not to offend. : )
"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country. ... We are governed, our minds are molded, our tastes formed, our ideas suggested, largely by men we have never heard of." Edward Bernays, Father of Public Relations
This pic actually reminded me of a thought I had years ago: Men: Petrol engines Women: Diesel engines. LOL
Has martial law been discreetly declared in Ireland? http://www.rte.ie/news/2010/0114/garda.html "The Emergency Response Unit have been deployed at checkpoints in Dublin over the coming weeks as part of a garda initiative against gang-related crime." P.M.S.= Putting up with Men's Shit
on the lower one it is hard to tell where to grab it to turn it on.
Well... hmmm... I would imagine if the light labelled "menstrual cycle" is red... then don't touch ANYTHING. lol
Has martial law been discreetly declared in Ireland? http://www.rte.ie/news/2010/0114/garda.html "The Emergency Response Unit have been deployed at checkpoints in Dublin over the coming weeks as part of a garda initiative against gang-related crime." LOL
"With respect to the words general welfare, I have always regarded them as qualified by the detail of powers connected with them. To take them in a literal and unlimited sense would be a metamorphosis of the Constitution into a character which there is a host of proofs was not contemplated by its creators." Keywords and their meanings: "Fine": This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. "Five minutes": This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. "Nothing": This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine". "Go Ahead" (with raised eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". "Go Ahead" (normal eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a raised eyebrow "Go ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. "Loud Sigh": This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". "Soft Sighs": Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content. "Oh": This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example; "Oh, let me get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night." If she says "Oh" before a statement, RUN, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least 2 days. "Oh" as the lead to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get raised eyebrows "Go ahead" followed by acts so unspeakable that we can't bring ourselves to write about them. "That's Okay": This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for what ever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go ahead". At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. "Please Do": This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay". "Thanks": A woman is thanking you. Do not faint; just say you're welcome. "Thanks a lot": This is much different from "Thanks". A woman will say, "Thanks a lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh", as she will only tell you "Nothing". I hope this clears up any misunderstandings...
"With respect to the words general welfare, I have always regarded them as qualified by the detail of powers connected with them. To take them in a literal and unlimited sense would be a metamorphosis of the Constitution into a character which there is a host of proofs was not contemplated by its creators." Five minutes is a half an hour for MEN in Ireland. lol So, for Irish women, that needs to be multiplied even further: 30/5 =6 5*6*6 = 3 hours is an Irishwoman's five minutes.... lol
Has martial law been discreetly declared in Ireland? http://www.rte.ie/news/2010/0114/garda.html "The Emergency Response Unit have been deployed at checkpoints in Dublin over the coming weeks as part of a garda initiative against gang-related crime." LOL I'll remember that.
"With respect to the words general welfare, I have always regarded them as qualified by the detail of powers connected with them. To take them in a literal and unlimited sense would be a metamorphosis of the Constitution into a character which there is a host of proofs was not contemplated by its creators." One thing that has always bothered me as a man who definitely is a feminist is that whatever women usually do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily though, this is not difficult. There are lots of incompetent and lazy men in positions they only get because of their gender and social pecking order.
Or as my favorite comic George Carlin once put it: "Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."
I'd appreciate pinging when bringing me up Ferret.
"Satan / Cheney in "08" Heh, Okie Dokie. ;-) Of course if I pinged all here this applied to, that might be a heck of a long one. Which is why such ignorance is indeed bliss. One thing I always remember about our species is that women are the only oppressed group in our society that lives in intimate association with their oppressors. I remember one friend who was speaking about women with and he interrupted me impatiently with, "Hey, I have no problems with treating the weaker sex as equals..." I tuned him out at that point. The beers he had drunk didn't help, just to be fair to him. As when he is sober, though he still thinks that way, but he is smart enough to keep his big yap shut. ;-D
It's hard to digest the reality on the street that men have institutionally enslaved women. I have a hard time getting my head around it, but from the objective perspective, there is not too much other conclusion to be had. The answer to the question appears to me to be the violence that our stronger tribes seem disposed to commit to the weaker ones. And the male female analogy follows from that. So the less violence prone and capable women must seek protection with the asshat males. As an aside - I always remember Will Shriher's(sp) Rise and fall of the third reich) where he recalls seeing the women of Berlin, dressed in their finest Sable and Mink coats, in 1944, digging through the ruins of Berlin, passing bricks to one another to clear the streets. The cardinal crime is for one person, family, society, community or nation to thrive off the labor of an oppressed class. We have five thousand years of history to prove this. But for a short time..... its good to be the King and his family. Sometimes I am not so proud to be a member of the Human race.
"Satan / Cheney in "08" I'm a masculinist.
"With respect to the words general welfare, I have always regarded them as qualified by the detail of powers connected with them. To take them in a literal and unlimited sense would be a metamorphosis of the Constitution into a character which there is a host of proofs was not contemplated by its creators." In the early days of feminist movement, certain traits such as intelligence, independence, or 'balls' were seen as unwomanly. Any woman who possessed them had to have something wrong with her. They prevailed because they understood their courage was not insanity and passions were not a diagnosis of 'hysteria.' Man and woman are the complement of one another, we need woman's thought in national affairs to make a safe and stable government. They knew that strong, consistent effort and the preponderance of a million small victories would reveal this to be so. "Thinking women cannot be ruled," to paraphrase something Ayn Rand once said, and they helped women rise up and take their rightful place in private live, business and government - though still much more work needs to be done in that regard. And we are richer for their efforts. We are better off because women are strong and never give up trying to make a difference and a better world without the yoke of tyrannical patriarchy dragging us all down. Treating half the human race as property to be ruled and managed instead of giving their rightful place as our complimentary equals.
Nice, right on.. Then you get the big picture, how we must all look out for each other's respect, rights and place in society at large. And how this dovetailing of concern and compassion for who each of us are and need makes our species a strong, beautiful and enduring tapestry where anything is possible, and everyone is empowered to reach their full potential as human beings. Reciprocity of effort to help and care for each other means no one ultimately is left out if they want to reach full potential as human beings. You just can't get there yourself unless one understands the need to care for others as much as one cares for themselves.
That's the biggest suck up job I have ever seen.
James Madison, Letter to James Robertson, April 20, 1831
#2. To: Itistoolate (#0)
"The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so." ~ Josh Billings
#3. To: Itistoolate (#0)
#4. To: irishthatcherite (#3)
#5. To: Itistoolate (#4)
one good point: there are no women SWAT teams
#6. To: Itistoolate (#0)
Women As Explained By Engineers
#7. To: Itistoolate (#0)
#8. To: farmfriend (#1)
Toruk Makto
#9. To: irishthatcherite (#7)
#10. To: Itistoolate (#9)
on the lower one it is hard to tell where to grab it to turn it on.
#11. To: Ferret Mike (#8)
James Madison, Letter to James Robertson, April 20, 1831
#12. To: irishthatcherite, Itistoolate (#5)
The Secrets of Women's Language - A must-read for any man
James Madison, Letter to James Robertson, April 20, 1831
#13. To: farmfriend (#12)
"Five minutes": This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.
#14. To: irishthatcherite (#13)
James Madison, Letter to James Robertson, April 20, 1831
#15. To: farmfriend (#14)
(Edited)
Toruk Makto
#16. To: farmfriend (#14)
Toruk Makto
#17. To: Ferret Mike (#15)
There are lots of incompetent and lazy men in positions they only get because of their gender and social pecking order.
#18. To: tom007 (#17)
Toruk Makto
#19. To: Ferret Mike (#18)
One thing I always remember about our species is that women are the only oppressed group in our society that lives in intimate association with their oppressors.
#20. To: Ferret Mike (#15)
as a man who definitely is a feminist
James Madison, Letter to James Robertson, April 20, 1831
#21. To: tom007 (#19)
Toruk Makto
#22. To: farmfriend (#20)
"I'm a masculinist."
Toruk Makto
#23. To: Ferret Mike (#15)
Luckily though, this is not difficult.
The only real restraint on gummints is people who say "live free or die" ... and mean it. - Enderby
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