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Title: Semen Count....lol
Source: mail box
URL Source: http://abraxasmail
Published: Feb 23, 2010
Author: some funny person
Post Date: 2010-02-23 12:11:05 by abraxas
Keywords: None
Views: 301
Comments: 5

It's Hell to be Old

OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!

An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained,

'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing.

Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.

'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.'

The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'

The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'

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#1. To: abraxas (#0)

funny

Lod  posted on  2010-02-23   12:17:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

That's a keeper!

Sarajevo  posted on  2010-02-23   12:22:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

bwahahahaha !

Thanks, I needed that...

"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams

Rotara  posted on  2010-02-23   12:23:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

"One of the least understood strategies of the world revolution now moving rapidly toward its goal is the use of mind control as a major means of obtaining the consent of the people who will be subjects of the New World Order." K.M. Heaton, The National Educator

Original_Intent  posted on  2010-02-23   12:26:11 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

lol

christine  posted on  2010-02-23   12:55:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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