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Title: Americans Now Too Stupid To Chew Food
Source: Telegraph
URL Source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor ... -to-reduce-choking-hazard.html
Published: Feb 23, 2010
Author: Nick Allen
Post Date: 2010-02-23 21:09:10 by Esso
Keywords: This, is, not, satire
Views: 324
Comments: 22

Hot dog 'must be redesigned to reduce choking hazard'

It is one of America's greatest fast food favourites but now doctors have declared the humble hot dog a choking risk to children.

By Nick Allen in Los Angeles

Published: 7:00AM GMT 23 Feb 2010

The respected American Academy of Paediatrics is calling for sweeping changes in the way hot dogs are designed and labelled to minimise the chances of youngsters dying.

Every year food-related choking kills up to 77 children in the US and up to 15,000 more are treated in emergency rooms.

About 17 per cent of the food-related chokings are caused by hot dogs, according to a report by the academy.

It wants to see the shape of hot dogs "redesigned" to stop them lodging in children's throats.

The academy said: "Food manufacturers should design new foods, and redesign existing foods, including meat products, to avoid shapes, sizes, texture and other characteristics that increase choking risk to children."

Lead report author Gary Smith, director of the Center for Injury Research and Policy at Nationwide Children's Hospital in Columbus, Ohio, told USA Today: "If you were to take the best engineers in the world and try to design the perfect plug for a child's airway, it would be a hot dog." "I'm a paediatric emergency doctor, and to try to get them out once they're wedged in, it's almost impossible." The academy also said other high-risk foods including raw carrots, grapes and apples, should be cut into pea-sized pieces for small children. Other risky foods included marshmallows and peanut butter which could form a "tenacious seal" in a child's airway.

US federal law requires choking warning labels on certain toys including small balls, balloons and games with small parts.

Unless food makers voluntarily put more warning labels on high-risk foods, there should be a similar mandate for food, the academy said.

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#5. To: Esso (#0)

Might have known it. The fedgov didn't tell us which WAY to cut the Hot Dogs! Cut it Long ways, or Cross ways? Or cut it BOTH ways?

Danged feds............... NOW what do we do?

ndcorup  posted on  2010-02-24   10:12:41 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: ndcorup, christine, Lod, Jethro Tull, all (#5) (Edited)

NOW what do we do?

I'm glad you asked that. I think the article makes the solution clear.

First, we need to enact some strict new food control laws restricting the manufacture/sale of processed food to pea- sized pieces.

Second, we need an all-encompassing enforcement agency set up to restrict the cooking/growing of food larger than the mandatory pea-sized pieces. Afterall, like the article itimates, carrots, pickle cucumbers, cherry tomatoes, etc, were designed by engineers to kill children.

Third, we must be prepared to strengthen the food control laws from pea-sized pieces to to a runny paste dispensed from metered devices to ensure that no one can get too much goo in their mouth at one time.

Finally, we'll need to integrate the food dispensing devices into the contol grid so that we can't just be eating willy- nilly, only our minders know for sure what we need/deserve at any given time.

No measure is too severe, no cost is too high. We must end this kiddycaust NOW!

Esso  posted on  2010-02-24   11:08:04 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Esso (#6)

No measure is too severe, no cost is too high. We must end this kiddycaust NOW!

Fear not, Esso.......I have a plan to stop this aweful kiddycaust right now.

We must hire millions of people to pre-chew the food for the kiddies, then have them regurgitate and package the pre-chewed food for the kiddies. This plan will put millions of unemployed back to work chewing and regurgitating this economy back into shape.

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