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Title: But, Bob, Isn't Herbal Medicine a PaganThingEy? (When Fundies Practice Medicine)
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Liberty Post
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Published: Feb 27, 2010
Author: The Wrong Reverend Bob Celeste
Post Date: 2010-02-27 11:07:30 by Samuel Gray
Keywords: fundie, nutball, kook
Views: 199
Comments: 23
That's right, if you are a Born Again Washed in the Blood of the Lamb Christian you do not need to have cancer. Yu can have it if you want, but you do not need to have it. Now I want you to think about this for a moment. The vast majority of doctors reject Christ and embrace the secular humanist religious belief of evolution. Now so that you understand just what they believe let me once again tell you. Evolutionist believe that billions and billions of years ago there was nothing, absolutely nothing. Yet all of that absolute nothing started spinning around and compacted into a spot smaller than the point of a needle. Then this spinning nothing the size of a needle point suddenly exploded and all of space, all of the stars, moons, planets etc came about. Then over a course of billions of years, here on earth, a planet of rock and acid rain, life developed. Need I go on? Are you starting to see how stupid what your doctors believes in is? Anyhow you go to this guy who rejects Christ, rejects the Bible, rejects prayer and embraces putting chemicals in you that are so dangerous that they are carried around a hospital in a cart with security. Google chemotherapy and see for yourself what this stuff is and what it really does. To rid yourself of cancer start using B-17, drink water with 1/4 teaspoon of Baking soda and 1/16th teaspoon of Magnesium in it, use a heaping teaspoon of Heavenly Greens twice a day. If you want to avoid having cancer do the same thing but use less B-17. If you are smart enough to be Born Again Christian then you are smart enough to know that God created the universe. If you are smart enough to be a Born again Christian than you are smart enough to know that cancer is not a shortage in your body of poisons, chemicals and radiation. 1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 The Same was in the beginning with God. 3 All things were made by Him; and without Him was not any thing made that was made. 4 In Him was life; and the life was the light of men. John 1:1-4 Christ made the world, the universe, the heavens, and everything in them and on them. No exceptions, everything. You as a Christian should reject any other claim. And you as a Christian should not trust your life to anyone who denies Christ, for to reject Christ is to embrace satan. To not worshiop Christ is to worship satan. Why oh why would you want to entrust your life and your fortune to a satan worshiper? Nothing works as well on cancer as prayer and natural God given herbs and remedies. ...
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Every time I think this guy has reached the pinnacle of stupidity, he comes up with another gem. I wonder how many of his supposed 'flock' follows his medical advice as well as his keenly reasoned religious treatises. He styles himself a christian patriot. Can we have an atheistic patriot movement? I'll sign on to that, but I am not putting anything on the line only to find out I still have to deal with dumb fucks like Bob Celeste. When the country does finally partition, can we just have one state that is free of the stain of religion (Christianity, Islam, Judaism, etc.)? Just one.
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
Well, it won't be Texas. I can assure you of that. Praise Gawd, as the Southern Baptists like to say. Several million Texans desperately WANT their long-awaited World War III to erupt in the Middle East. They've been hearing the preacher tell them of that glorious day for their entire lives now. It's a gigantic thermonuclear chess game in the making. "Your move, Gawd."
“I would give no thought of what the world might say of me, if I could only transmit to posterity the reputation of an honest man.” - Sam Houston
Sorry about that. Here's the link.
You've heard that "God is not mocked"? Texans, because of our peculiar speech patterns, habitually do this by calling Him "Gawd." We really "cain't" "he'p" it.
“I would give no thought of what the world might say of me, if I could only transmit to posterity the reputation of an honest man.” - Sam Houston
SG's talkin' 'bout desert monotheism here. And earfmuffin triple-goddess worship.
That's a real pity, too. The atheists could make a good go of Texas, I think. There are so comparatively few of us, we'd have plenty of land so everyone would end up with a 'headright' ala the original Austin Colony. Think of it. All that space and no religion. None. Prohibited by law. Oh, you can live here if you are afflicted with it (faith), but you damn sure can't vote, hold public office, or home school your kids. It's been a disease in the world since its inception, and can only be eradicated by treating it as one. Vaccinate the mind against it, and quarantine the already terminal ones.
You're starting to sound like a Bolshie.
It's not a political thing, it's a 'prevailing of reason over nonsense' thing.
By force? You'll be rounding up people into camps, and deporting them — if they survive, before it's done. And then they'll be martyrs, which will stir them up even more.
Nearly a third of Texans believes humans and dinosaurs once coexisted on earth. You can either blame the belief in Creationism or "The Flintstones" for this.
“I would give no thought of what the world might say of me, if I could only transmit to posterity the reputation of an honest man.” - Sam Houston
Yeah, they always have to be suffering for whichever invisible sky fairy they call god. I'll concede the point, they wouldn't be allowed in at all in the first place.
From reading at his site, I think his entire flock consists of himself, his wife, and his kids when he can drag them in.
Great. Maybe they'll all get cancer, heed his advice, and die. A perfectly Darwinian result to a genetically inferior organism.
Ah yes, the Fred Phelps model of church flock building. If this goober gets cancer and finds the only doctors that can save him think that a cross is a mood you have getting up on the wrong side of the bed, he'll do a new screed explaining why it's OK to let a Pagan stick a rectal thermometer up his fat, pimply ass.
I actually sullied my cache file with his website and found out his labors for the lord include a bona-fide refill mechanism for color laser printers, and selling carbon credits. Now, to a dyed in the Blood of Jeebus TF Chriminy, and styling oneself as a conservative, wouldn't/shouldn't it be anathema to make money (filthy lucre) selling something he doesn't believe in in the first place?
Heehee. Yeah, I could just see him running in disgust and terror if an atheist were to go insane and offer him a large donation. Hypocrisy is a cancer he suffers from. Praise the Lord and pass over your wallet with him knows no religious boundaries; count on that.
That OP was the stupidest thing I have read in quite a while. And I've read some really stupid stuff lately. OTOH I know of someone that has terminal cancer that has lasted long past his die-by date. He uses natural remedies. But he is still going to die. IT's just better than having chemo. IMO it's not religion that is the problem. It's organized religion that is the curse. Religion is personal. Organized religion is a corporate money making machine / political power accumulator / murderer / torturer / cesspool and those that submit to that are the problem.
Click for Privacy and Preparedness files Live free or Boob Celeste is living proof that god's Samson-era tactic of using the 'jawbone of an ass' to convey his message is still alive and well. I'm still chuckling...the dipshit sells carbon credits, for fuck's sake.
A big Amen! to that.
Did you see his pleading to his god last year to have his readers send him money? He waited, but none came. Bob was pissed, but not at god. The damn heathens ignored god's instructions, and are all going to burn in hell for it, says Bob.
Bob was pissed, but not at god. The damn heathens ignored god's instructions, and are all going to burn in hell for it, says Bob. As they say, a 'profit' is reviled in his own land. There's probably a reason this kook lives in the hinterlands of Maine. Blest be the tithe that binds.
Good information for those who are not too blind to see....thanks for posting.
"...as long as there..remain active enemies of the Christian church, we may hope to become Master of the World...the future Jewish King will never reign in the world before Christianity is overthrown - B'nai B'rith speech http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/luther.htm / http://bible.cc/psalms/83-4.htm
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#3. To: Samuel Gray (#1)
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Well, it won't be Texas.
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#13. To: Samuel Gray (#1)
I wonder how many of his supposed 'flock' follows his medical advice as well as his keenly reasoned religious treatises.
#14. To: JRiggs (#13)
himself, his wife, and his kids when he can drag them in.
#15. To: JRiggs (#13)
From reading at his site, I think his entire flock consists of himself, his wife, and his kids when he can drag them in."
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#17. To: Samuel Gray (#16)
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die kill ~~ Me
#19. To: Ferret Mike (#17)
#20. To: PSUSA. all (#18)
It's organized religion that is the curse. Religion is personal. Organized religion is a corporate money making machine / political power accumulator / murderer / torturer / cesspool and those that submit to that are the problem.
#21. To: Samuel Gray (#16)
I actually sullied my cache file with his website and found out his labors for the lord include a bona-fide refill mechanism for color laser printers, and selling carbon credits.
#22. To: JRiggs (#21)
Did you see his pleading to his god last year to have his readers send him money? He waited, but none came.
#23. To: Samuel Gray (#0)
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