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Title: But, Bob, Isn't Herbal Medicine a PaganThingEy? (When Fundies Practice Medicine)
Source: Liberty Post
URL Source: [None]
Published: Feb 27, 2010
Author: The Wrong Reverend Bob Celeste
Post Date: 2010-02-27 11:07:30 by Samuel Gray
Keywords: fundie, nutball, kook
Views: 217
Comments: 23

That's right, if you are a Born Again Washed in the Blood of the Lamb Christian you do not need to have cancer. Yu can have it if you want, but you do not need to have it. Now I want you to think about this for a moment. The vast majority of doctors reject Christ and embrace the secular humanist religious belief of evolution. Now so that you understand just what they believe let me once again tell you.

Evolutionist believe that billions and billions of years ago there was nothing, absolutely nothing. Yet all of that absolute nothing started spinning around and compacted into a spot smaller than the point of a needle. Then this spinning nothing the size of a needle point suddenly exploded and all of space, all of the stars, moons, planets etc came about. Then over a course of billions of years, here on earth, a planet of rock and acid rain, life developed. Need I go on? Are you starting to see how stupid what your doctors believes in is? Anyhow you go to this guy who rejects Christ, rejects the Bible, rejects prayer and embraces putting chemicals in you that are so dangerous that they are carried around a hospital in a cart with security. Google chemotherapy and see for yourself what this stuff is and what it really does.

To rid yourself of cancer start using B-17, drink water with 1/4 teaspoon of Baking soda and 1/16th teaspoon of Magnesium in it, use a heaping teaspoon of Heavenly Greens twice a day. If you want to avoid having cancer do the same thing but use less B-17.

If you are smart enough to be Born Again Christian then you are smart enough to know that God created the universe. If you are smart enough to be a Born again Christian than you are smart enough to know that cancer is not a shortage in your body of poisons, chemicals and radiation.

1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 The Same was in the beginning with God. 3 All things were made by Him; and without Him was not any thing made that was made. 4 In Him was life; and the life was the light of men. John 1:1-4

Christ made the world, the universe, the heavens, and everything in them and on them. No exceptions, everything. You as a Christian should reject any other claim. And you as a Christian should not trust your life to anyone who denies Christ, for to reject Christ is to embrace satan. To not worshiop Christ is to worship satan. Why oh why would you want to entrust your life and your fortune to a satan worshiper?

Nothing works as well on cancer as prayer and natural God given herbs and remedies. ...

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Every time I think this guy has reached the pinnacle of stupidity, he comes up with another gem.

I wonder how many of his supposed 'flock' follows his medical advice as well as his keenly reasoned religious treatises.

He styles himself a christian patriot. Can we have an atheistic patriot movement? I'll sign on to that, but I am not putting anything on the line only to find out I still have to deal with dumb fucks like Bob Celeste.

When the country does finally partition, can we just have one state that is free of the stain of religion (Christianity, Islam, Judaism, etc.)? Just one.

Samuel Gray  posted on  2010-02-27   11:14:56 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: Samuel Gray (#1)

I wonder how many of his supposed 'flock' follows his medical advice as well as his keenly reasoned religious treatises.

From reading at his site, I think his entire flock consists of himself, his wife, and his kids when he can drag them in.

JRiggs  posted on  2010-02-27   11:58:54 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: JRiggs (#13)

From reading at his site, I think his entire flock consists of himself, his wife, and his kids when he can drag them in."

Ah yes, the Fred Phelps model of church flock building. If this goober gets cancer and finds the only doctors that can save him think that a cross is a mood you have getting up on the wrong side of the bed, he'll do a new screed explaining why it's OK to let a Pagan stick a rectal thermometer up his fat, pimply ass.

Ferret Mike  posted on  2010-02-27   12:50:14 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: Ferret Mike (#15)

I actually sullied my cache file with his website and found out his labors for the lord include a bona-fide refill mechanism for color laser printers, and selling carbon credits.

Now, to a dyed in the Blood of Jeebus TF Chriminy, and styling oneself as a conservative, wouldn't/shouldn't it be anathema to make money (filthy lucre) selling something he doesn't believe in in the first place?

Samuel Gray  posted on  2010-02-27   12:54:37 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: Samuel Gray (#16)

Heehee. Yeah, I could just see him running in disgust and terror if an atheist were to go insane and offer him a large donation. Hypocrisy is a cancer he suffers from. Praise the Lord and pass over your wallet with him knows no religious boundaries; count on that.

Ferret Mike  posted on  2010-02-27   13:01:45 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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#19. To: Ferret Mike (#17)

Boob Celeste is living proof that god's Samson-era tactic of using the 'jawbone of an ass' to convey his message is still alive and well.

I'm still chuckling...the dipshit sells carbon credits, for fuck's sake.

Samuel Gray  posted on  2010-02-27 13:05:19 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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