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Title: Retarded Grandparents
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Published: Mar 3, 2010
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Post Date: 2010-03-03 13:33:11 by James Deffenbach
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RETARDED GRANDPARENTS (this was actually reported by a teacher) After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Batemans Bay where everyone lives in nice little houses, and so they don't have to mow the grass anymore! They ride around on their bicycles and scooters and wear name tags because they don't know who they are anymore. They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now. They do exercises there, but they don't do them very well. There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it with hats on. At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts! Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing every night --- early birds. Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house. The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck. My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too. When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren.

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#1. To: James Deffenbach (#0)

No lie.

There are people I run into and ask them what they do....their answer: Retard. They spell it that way too, damn America has really gone to hell in a hand bascket.

Lysander_Spooner  posted on  2010-03-03   14:22:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I have a friend who referred to them as "Retarded" 20 years ago. Nothing new - and I've seen variations on this little ditty over time.

Just remember you too will some day be "retarded". ;-)

It takes a lifetime to become as ignorant as I am.

"One of the least understood strategies of the world revolution now moving rapidly toward its goal is the use of mind control as a major means of obtaining the consent of the people who will be subjects of the New World Order." K.M. Heaton, The National Educator

Original_Intent  posted on  2010-03-03   14:28:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Out of the mouths of babes! LOL!

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PSUSA  posted on  2010-03-03   14:31:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

There are people I run into and ask them what they do....their answer: Retard. They spell it that way too, damn America has really gone to hell in a hand bascket.

LOL!

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2010-03-03   15:09:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Just remember you too will some day be "retarded". ;-)

One lives in hope. ahaha. I am afraid I will have to work until I die if I am able.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2010-03-03   15:09:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Out of the mouths of babes! LOL!

Yeah, kids can come up with some pretty good stuff sometimes.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2010-03-03   15:10:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Just remember you too will some day be "retarded". ;-)

Hey Now !

I resemble that remark.....LOL.

I also like "RE-RE" , that is double retarded ;-)

Lysander_Spooner  posted on  2010-03-03   15:15:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Just remember you too will some day be "retarded". ;-)

One lives in hope. ahaha. I am afraid I will have to work until I die if I am able.

Ditto. Although I could do like my Grandfather who did eventually retire - at 85 - he said the 12 hour days on the farm were getting a little long. He spent the next 15 years traveling around and living with his kids and grandkids only to die suddenly ten days short of his 100th birthday - from a kidney infection not related to age. He had a kidney burst and was gone within the day. Sad, but he lived to go from Horse and Buggy to a man on the Moon. A rather eventful lifetime.

"One of the least understood strategies of the world revolution now moving rapidly toward its goal is the use of mind control as a major means of obtaining the consent of the people who will be subjects of the New World Order." K.M. Heaton, The National Educator

Original_Intent  posted on  2010-03-03   15:53:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Just remember you too will some day be "retarded". ;-)

Hey Now !

I resemble that remark.....LOL.

I also like "RE-RE" , that is double retarded ;-)

Personally, I would be quite content with a warm shack and young kids to teach how to fish - oh and time to smoke my pipe.

"A pipe draws wisdom from the philosopher, and gives a fool something to stick in his mouth." ~ Unk.

"One of the least understood strategies of the world revolution now moving rapidly toward its goal is the use of mind control as a major means of obtaining the consent of the people who will be subjects of the New World Order." K.M. Heaton, The National Educator

Original_Intent  posted on  2010-03-03   15:56:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Retired at 85 because the 12-hour days were getting to him, eh? I would say that I hope I am able to work 12 hours a day at 85, especially something like farm work, but I ain't able to do that now!

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

James Deffenbach  posted on  2010-03-03   16:01:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

"gone to hell in a hand ---bascket----."

Correct speling is "batsket"!

ndcorup  posted on  2010-03-03   16:31:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Correct speling is "batsket"!

My Mother and Father were english teachers, I was a Physics major....you do the spelling.... hahaha!!

Lysander_Spooner  posted on  2010-03-04   11:05:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Personally, I would be quite content with a warm shack and young kids to teach how to fish - oh and time to smoke my pipe.

"A pipe draws wisdom from the philosopher, and gives a fool something to stick in his mouth." ~ Unk.

Nice....it's quite natural to have the desire to just be left alone and do your own thing in your own time, I hope too to have more time for my "pipe". Peace BroBrah.

Lysander_Spooner  posted on  2010-03-04   11:07:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

:-) You do know I was joking, right?

ndcorup  posted on  2010-03-04   12:30:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

:-) You do know I was joking, right?

Yes, and so was I ;-)

Have a friend who has a T-shirt that says "I was an english major, you do the math", so I turned it around, thought you might be familiar, by substituting Physics and spelling ;-)

It's all good Brah ;-)

Lysander_Spooner  posted on  2010-03-04   17:27:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Gotcha:-)

ndcorup  posted on  2010-03-04   17:30:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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